I know many adults are struggling to understand why teenagers across the country are chewing on laundry detergent pods. I believe I can bring some clarity to this question: It’s because they’re morons. I do not say that to be insulting. I say it because: A) I was a … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the State of the Union edition
Come Heller high water … I am not calling Trump a fascist. I am not calling him a dictator (yet). I really am not. Not kidding. And I’m certainly not calling him an Italian. But I am saying his pauses, poses and expressions reminded me (a lifelong WWII buff) a bit of … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the Pinocchio edition
Come Heller high water … Trump says he’ll testify under oath with Robert Mueller. Show of hands: If he does, will he tell the truth? Anybody? Hello? Well, when you lie for a living (2,000 documented whoppers since he took office), I guess it’d be surprising if anyone … [Read more...]
Modern Day Hell: The saga of the socks
So I bought some socks. Croft & Barrow socks, to be specific. A 4-pack, to be even more specific. Here's what one pair looks like. Pretty snazzy, eh? But that's what they looked like after I got them unwrapped, detagged, unstickered and unclipped. Doing all of that … [Read more...]
The married guy takes on The Bachelor
“The Bachelor” is on again, which is wonderful. No, I don’t “like” the show. I’m a guy. If I liked the show I’d have to turn in my man card. But I do really, really, really like messing with the lovely yet formidable Marcia, a lifelong feminist who, oddly enough, positively loves … [Read more...]
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