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Archives for June 2017

Settling the great pasty condiment debate once and for all

June 18, 2017 by Andrew Heller 16 Comments

Now that it’s summer again and hordes of trolls (the live below the bridge kind, not the hate-spewing online kind) are headed to the U.P. on vacation, I thought I would perform a public service by helping them avoid a major food faux pas. Namely whether to put ketchup or gravy … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Missing mom this Father’s Day

June 17, 2017 by John Matonich 8 Comments

By John Matonich I have written a fair amount about my dad and I think it’s appropriate to tell a few stories about my mom. “Becky” was a great lady who always lived life to the fullest. She was very gregarious and not afraid to be unconventional in any way she could. When she … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the June 14th edition

June 14, 2017 by Andrew Heller 10 Comments

Come Heller high water… Whether they’re ultimately convicted or not, the fact that five public officials are facing charges of involuntary manslaughter ( including Department of Health and Human Services Director Nick Lyon and four others) in the poisoning of Flint is … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: A dad, a slot machine and a message

June 10, 2017 by John Matonich 18 Comments

Since we are coming up on mid-June and that is close to his birthday, I think it is only appropriate I tell another story about my old man. I believe we have all heard stories or had personal experiences of feeling as though someone close that we have lost reached out to touch us … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the June 7th edition

June 7, 2017 by Andrew Heller 20 Comments

Come Heller high water … I get the sense that a lot of people think Jim Comey’s testimony tomorrow will be the beginning of the end for the Trumpster, but I wouldn’t be so sure about that. He can always use the George Costanza defense from “Seinfeld.” When he was outed for … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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