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Archives for March 2017

This week’s Auchtoon: The ‘scourge’ of vaccines

March 24, 2017 by John Auchter 5 Comments

Toon & Text by John Auchter When I was a kid I remember seeing a "man on the street" segment on TV interviewing people about the value of seat belts. One guy in particular had a very low opinion of them and made this case: "If my car ever plunges off a bridge and into a … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the March 23rd edition

March 23, 2017 by Andrew Heller 19 Comments

Come Heller high water … The argument in the House over Obamacare amounts to this: Is America going to get a terrible replacement or no replacement at all. It's like watching two bullies arguing over who gets to kick a kid harder. "Me!" "No, me!" And in the end, both sides … [Read more...]

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Thpackling over a generation’s obthethion

March 19, 2017 by Andrew Heller 9 Comments

A news story I just read said young people are starting to have their tattoos removed and their piercings spackled over (or however it is doctors fix such things.) “Many are seeking to reverse the impulsive, perhaps keg-fueled decisions of their not-quite-lost youths,” the … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: You can quote me on this

March 18, 2017 by John Matonich 9 Comments

I  enjoy reading quotes. I am not sure why, but I suspect it’s the smile they bring to my face or the lesson they teach. I have an app on my phone that shows a new quote everyday as well as one on my startup page on my computer at my shop and I find myself looking at them first … [Read more...]

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It’s Auchtoon time: Gutting Great Lakes funding might just unite Michigan

March 17, 2017 by John Auchter 4 Comments

Toon & Text by John Auchter The one clear positive from President Trump's proposed budget: It's bringing Michiganders closer together. Specifically, in the budget proposal the White House sent to Congress last week, the Trump administration is suggesting to cut the budget … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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