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And now for a Trump truth serum press conference

February 26, 2017 by Andrew Heller 24 Comments

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What this nation needs is a Donald Trump-on-truth-serum news conference. Reporter: “Mr. President, do you really believe the news is fake?” Trump: “Don’t be ridiculous, of course it’s not.” Reporter: “So why do you keep saying it is?” Trump: “Because they keep … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: It’s never not fishing season

February 25, 2017 by John Matonich 11 Comments

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By John Matonich Even though Old Man Winter has seemed to come back with a vengeance around here, it isn’t too soon to think about spring and getting out with a fishing pole to your favorite spot. I stopped at one of my favorite watering holes the other day and a number of the … [Read more...]

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It’s Auchtoon time: Think spring … wait, never mind

February 25, 2017 by John Auchter 9 Comments

'Toon & Text by John Auchter Are you guys exhausted? I know I am. I don't know that I can continue to maintain this level of political outrage. I mean, I draw editorial cartoons, so political outraged is something of a default mode. But lately — especially this past … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the February 23rd edition

February 23, 2017 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Come Heller high water … Saying goodbye to this bizarre and wonderful spate of warm February weather is like saying goodbye to your grown-up kids going back to college and jobs after visiting. “Bye! We’ll miss you! Come back soon! Are you sure you can’t stay? You don’t come … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Going a little postal

February 18, 2017 by John Matonich 8 Comments

By John Matonich I am glad you can’t see me right now. I just got back from the Post Office and I am sitting in my shop with a big sh#*-eating grin on my face. It happens just about every time I have to mail a letter or ship a project. Please let me explain. My wood shop is … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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