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Archives for August 2016

Come Heller high water … the August 31 edition

August 31, 2016 by Andrew Heller 18 Comments

Come Heller high water … In an absurd MLive commentary, the Mackinac Center for Public Policy (a more accurate name would be the Mackinac Apologist Center for Far Right Wingnuttery) says we shouldn’t seek to close down the controversial Line 5 gas pipeline beneath the … [Read more...]

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The Monday Brenda: Healthy eating is going to be the death of me

August 29, 2016 by Brenda Brissette Mata 17 Comments

By Brenda Brissette Mata Ritz crackers, my favorite go-to late night snack (have you ever eaten these with a glass of milk – heaven!) is no longer on my grocery list because one cracker contains two grams of refined carbohydrates, almost a whole gram of fat and – wouldn’t you … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the August 28th edition

August 28, 2016 by Andrew Heller 12 Comments

Come Heller high water ... I-75 through Oakland County is going to get a billion-dollar makeover but it’s going to take 14 years to complete. So just hang in there until, um, 2030, commuters, and all your headaches will be over. Yes, you can go ahead and pull your hair … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Bill Schuette is our Judge Smails

August 26, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

Toon and text by John Auchter If you spend more than a few moments with my wife's family, there is a pretty good chance you're going to hear a Caddyshack reference. That is, a quote from the 1980 film will work its way into the conversation — sometimes in context, always … [Read more...]

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The Monday Brenda: How is it empty space never stays empty?

August 22, 2016 by Brenda Brissette Mata 27 Comments

Recently one of the kids came home looking for a box of collectibles that he swears he left in his closet. Upon searching, he was stunned to find a whole lot of stuff, but no cards. He finally located his stuff in the basement storage area where I keep holiday collectibles and … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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