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This week’s Auchtoon: Pooped out by government intolerance

April 29, 2016 by John Auchter 7 Comments

There is a fantastic children's book called Everyone Poops by Tarō Gomi. It was one of our kids favorites — fun to read and engaging artwork (actual images of poop, notwithstanding). It's not much of a spoiler to tell you it's about the fact that every human, every living animal, … [Read more...]

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Heller Poll Results: Most of us have 2,000 yard stares for this presidential campaign

April 28, 2016 by Andrew Heller 2 Comments

Fatigue? Oh yeah, we got fatigue. Eighty percent of the 190 people taking this week's Heller Poll said they tested positive for election fatigue - and it's only April! God help us by the time November rolls around. We'll be freakin' basket cases. What delighted me most about … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the April 27th edition

April 27, 2016 by Andrew Heller 10 Comments

Come Heller high water … A substitute teacher in Battle Creek was fired this week for using the word “vagina” in an eighth grade class discussing art history. Oh, come on. Don’t these kids get sex ed? Isn’t that word pretty much just a word to this generation? What was she … [Read more...]

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The Heller Poll: Do you have election fatigue?

April 26, 2016 by Andrew Heller 19 Comments

Frankly, I - your friendly neighborhood columnist - have election fatigue. I can tell because I hate them all - even the ones I'd likely vote for. But what about you? Got election fatigue yet? Take this week's Heller Poll and tell the … [Read more...]

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Guest column: When the child becomes the parent

April 25, 2016 by Brenda Brissette Mata 20 Comments

Guest column: When the child becomes the parent

My son, expecting his first child, is reading the book “What to Expect, When You’re Expecting.” “Mom,” he says, “Why didn’t you tell me this stuff?” There’s a lot of “stuff” that nobody can really prepare you for, you have to find your own way through. And everybody’s … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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