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This week’s Heller Poll results: Pipe down, Enbridge

April 21, 2016 by Andrew Heller 5 Comments

Dee Ashley

OK, guilty as charged. I used a photo of an oil-drenched water bird (I’m not great at bird identification or I’d tell you what kind – a goose? a swan? a water chicken?) atop this week’s poll, which amounted to a swanlarge, blinking arrow saying “Pick this answer!” That answer, of course, being “yes” the state should shut down the 63-year-old Enbridge oil and gas pipeline running beneath the Straits of Mackinac.

But I don’t think any of you needed the hint. Of 168 people taking the poll, 166 agreed, many of them, no doubt, with visions of the Alaskan shore after the Exxon-Valdez disaster dancing in their heads.

Steering or not, that’s a helluva majority. You normally don’t get that kind of whopping consensus unless the question is Capt. Obvious easy, like “Would you rather stick a fork in your eye or endure another six months of the presidential campaign?”

By the way, that’s next week’s question.

If you want more info on Line 5 (that’s what they call the pipeline), here’s a link to the National Wildlife Federation’s 2012 report ‘Sunken Hazard: Aging oil pipelines beneath the Straits of Mackinac an ever-present threat to the Great Lakes’.

To view the poll and the comments click here.

Photo credit: Dee Ashley

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Comments

  1. James says

    April 21, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    Very interesting report. Yet people still turn a blind eye.

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    • Tom Neely says

      April 21, 2016 at 2:40 pm

      Blind eye after the fork.

      Reply
  2. Karen Finlayson says

    April 21, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    Re the presidential campaign, I’ll take the fork in the eye, thenkyewveddymuch.

    Reply
    • Andrew Heller says

      April 21, 2016 at 1:55 pm

      Me too.

      Reply
  3. Sue says

    April 21, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    I’ve been busy and didn’t get a chance to vote. So now it’s 167 out of 169 – the pipeline goes. The pipeline isn’t even essential. It’s a no-brainer! Social media does have some advantages. I can sneak my vote in after the deadline.

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