People who know me know my lifelong obsession with Jarts. If you’re younger than 40, you probably have no idea what those are. They were – and are – the world’s best lawn game, consisting of two plastic rings placed 20 or so paces apart into which you lob Jarts, which are … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the ‘Ohmygod, summer’s ending’ edition
Come Heller high water … There are no fence-sitters on Line 5, including me. I’m squarely on the side that says oil and water don’t mix. It makes no sense to risk the Great Lakes based on the word of a company with a lousy record of keeping oil and gas, you know, actually … [Read more...]
This just in: None of the Above will win the Michigan primary
By Andrew Heller A CNN report we’ll see Tuesday night if any sanity is left in the world … “This is Ted Hairgel reporting live from Michigan where, in a stunning development, None of the Above has won the Republican presidential primary here. With me now is none other than … [Read more...]
