Come Heller high water … My favorite story from the Fourth of July was NPR tweeting the Declaration of Independence line by line, which Troll Nation clearly did not recognize. They tweeted back things like “NPR this is why you're going to get defunded. Literally no one is … [Read more...]
Sadly, grown-ups can’t handle grown-up fireworks
First published July 3, 2016 .. reprinted this year because A) I'm lazy, and B) It's still the truth I love fireworks. The state should ban fireworks. Again. I don’t mean smoke bombs, sparklers and snakes. Those are boring, thus banning them would be like banning … [Read more...]
The clear and present danger that is summer
Perhaps you are under the impression that summers are fun and carefree, especially for kids. Perhaps you are incorrect. As a longtime connoisseur of scare journalism (“Next on News 4: What you don’t know about suntan lotion can kill you”), I feel it’s my duty to alert you … [Read more...]
Settling the great pasty condiment debate once and for all
Now that it’s summer again and hordes of trolls (the live below the bridge kind, not the hate-spewing online kind) are headed to the U.P. on vacation, I thought I would perform a public service by helping them avoid a major food faux pas. Namely whether to put ketchup or gravy … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the June 14th edition
Come Heller high water… Whether they’re ultimately convicted or not, the fact that five public officials are facing charges of involuntary manslaughter ( including Department of Health and Human Services Director Nick Lyon and four others) in the poisoning of Flint is … [Read more...]
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