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Surveyin’ da Situation: Camp life is the good life

October 22, 2016 by John Matonich 2 Comments

2048px-camp_russell_pond_maineOne of the advantages of moving back home to Bessemer is that I get to go to camp about every weekend. I was able to spend time there occasionally when I live below da bridge, but because it was for just a short weekend, it wasn’t nearly as relaxed as it is now.

matonich-headshotBefore I go on, I think I need to explain a few things. Here in this part of the world, camp season starts on Labor Day weekend and runs through about the middle of December (after the final weekend of muzzle-loader season). The males in the area become a little migratory each weekend as they hear the call of the wild and are driven to answer it. The migration usually starts on Friday afternoon or sometimes earlier if the Boss (either at work or at home or both) says its ok. Being retired, I only have the main Boss to check with and she always smiles and tells me to have fun. The first stop is usually a local grocery store to grab a few items for sustenance and maybe an adult beverage or 12. Next stop is a gas station to make sure there is enough fuel for your truck, your ORV and/or your generator. Then it’s off to camp.

After the 30 minute or less trip to your spot in the woods, it’s time to get things put away and prepare for the weekend’s activities. When it is bird season, you may take advantage of a sunny day and try your luck at bagging some grouse. Soon your other camp mates arrive and the stories start. Since it is Friday, the first conversation is all about the high school football games that are going to take place that evening and who is going to kick whose butt. Of course, since sports is the topic, an overview of Saturday’s College games is in order as well as a preview of the NFL schedule for Sunday. Supper on Friday is never too elaborate. Burgers, pizzas or chili will suffice. After the meal, a game of cards may be in order or you crank up the generator and turn on the satellite dish so you can catch the latest episode of “Gold Rush” or “Yukon Men” or some other living off the grid he-man show that usually isn’t popular at home. I didn’t say we roughed it at camp. Company is common as there are a lot of camps reasonably close and many of the guys like to come around and say hello. Of course the conversation goes back to high school football and the routine starts over again.

Saturday after a good breakfast of either mini doughnuts or bacon and eggs (depending on who feels like cooking),it’s off to the woods to see about those grouse or to a neighbor’s camp to help work on their road or cut wood. As it gets closer to deer season, there is scouting that needs to be done and a re-hash of the story about the big one that got away several years ago. Saturday night is usually the time for a big meal — pork roast and veggies, steamed salamini sausage with onions and mushrooms, spaghetti and meatballs are all options with an appetizer of venison sausage and cheese. There is usually a good game on the tube and always good conversation around the room. More company is usually the case or we may do the traveling.

Sunday is all about clean-up and heading home. There may be a left over project or two, but there is always next weekend and it makes sense to get back home as soon as you can and make sure the Boss is doing fine. A little home/together time can make it that much easier to start the process over later in the week.

Before I moved back home, I had to add a day on each end of these types of trips because of the long drive, but now I simply start feeling the “Call” about Thursday afternoon and look over at the Boss and she gives me the approval nod for a Friday departure. I am so lucky to have a good Boss.

And that’s the situation as I survey it …

After a 35-year career downstate amongst da trolls, during which he built a successful engineering and surveying business, John Matonich is back home in da U.P. His column will appear here occasionally, don’tcha know. His book “Surveyin’ Da Situation” is available on Amazon. 

Image credit: John W. G. Dunn

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Comments

  1. Oldugly says

    October 24, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    What?! No comments?
    Here in the Middle of Mittenland roughing it means you are more than 30 miles from a Cops and Doughnuts. (Or your hotel has poor wifi. )
    Many years ago I had a very stressful job. Sometimes in the middle of winter I would drive the 300 miles north to where my folks ran a large scout camp. I would dump the family with my folks, grab my gear. a .22, a couple of cans of beans, and head out to a remote half-acre island in a large swamp. Didn’t matter if the snow was ankle deep or waist deep. A few years earlier I had thrown together a small shelter on that island, just enough for me to stand up or lie down in. Friday night, all day Saturday, and most of Sunday it was just me and a small fire, and what ever I could get to eat. At the end of the weekend all of the stress was gone, and my priorities were realigned.
    I know that isn’t the type of communal outings you describe, but there is something healing about getting away from the hustle and bustle of modern life. For me getting back to the basics of life was a healing process.

    Reply
    • John Matonich says

      October 25, 2016 at 10:36 am

      Oldugly…. you are absolutely correct. It isn’t the type of camp…it is how you use it and how it affects you. Sounds like you found your Nirvana. Great stuff…I agree that many times just getting away is the ticket to a long and happy life. It sure makes facing the normal life struggles a lot easier…

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