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Surveyin’ da Situation: As it turns out, sometimes they don’t really mean ‘all-you-can-eat’

July 21, 2018 by John Matonich 8 Comments

By John Matonich I enjoy the ride into my shop in the morning. It is about a 40-minute drive, but I get a chance to have a cup of coffee and listen to the local news on the radio. Of course, there are a bunch of ads that go along with the news, but I guess it is one way to … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: The good old days weren’t always so good

July 14, 2018 by John Matonich 14 Comments

By John Matonich It is quite common to hear folks speak of the “Good old days." I can relate on a number of levels that times years ago were simpler and maybe a little better, but I don’t think that’s the case for everything. I was thinking about it the other day as I was … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: The lure of wagering on gumballs

July 7, 2018 by John Matonich 4 Comments

By John Matonich I am not a huge gambler, but I do enjoy a trip to the casino every now and again. Always take a small amount that I know I can afford to lose and if I don’t lose it, I consider it a victory. It is simply entertainment for me and I look at it about the same as … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: From what I can see, climate change is real

June 23, 2018 by John Matonich 27 Comments

By John Matonich “Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned.” I have heard this many times, but for some reason I think Mother Nature is a little cheesed right now. I always thought the saying came from William Shakespeare, but did a little research and found out it wasn’t. It came … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Sometimes, ya just gotta laugh

June 16, 2018 by John Matonich 23 Comments

By John Matonich I was watching the boob tube the other day and saw a commercial that caught my attention. It was advertising a milk company, but I think there was also a cool lesson as part of the ad. It was in the morning and a dad was sitting in his kitchen having a cup … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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