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Surveyin’ da Situation: It looks like the snowplows will be leading the 4th of July parade again this year

March 16, 2019 by John Matonich 8 Comments

In my recent ramblings I related some of the issues we are having here with this year’s snow totals to date and how we all seem to pull together to help each other get through it. I believe most of the local folks have dug out or have been dug out from the last storm, but the … [Read more...]

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The Murch: Do we need to over-analyze the analysis of our analysis?

March 14, 2019 by Steve Murch Leave a Comment

By Steve Murch The internet is an incredible resource and has helped society advance. Approximately half the world is now on the World Wide Web, and for the most part we really enjoy it. Like anything else, it isn't perfect. But as a whole it helps more than it hurts. It also … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: When panking fails, try Yoopers with plows

March 2, 2019 by John Matonich 4 Comments

By John Matonich As I sit here in my shop looking out the window, I have to wonder just when we are going to see some winter. I mean, it is March and it has been so summerlike for the last several months, I am thinking it is time to wear shorts while working in the shop.  When … [Read more...]

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The Murch: Maybe we were better off before the internet

February 28, 2019 by Steve Murch 8 Comments

By Steve Murch In the early-ish days of the internet's explosion I was working as a newspaper managing editor. I wrote a column about how I feared some of the things that run rampant now, mainly cyberbullying, stalking and scammers. Some pretty smart people I knew were victims … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: So this happened when Yooper John’s wife met McDreamy

February 16, 2019 by Andrew Heller 2 Comments

By John Matonich My part of the world in the west end of the U.P. sure isn’t L.A., but every now and again we are visited by folks who could be considered celebrities. The curious reality about them coming here is many times they go unrecognized and pretty much travel around … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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BOOK: Come-Heller-High-Water-by-Andrew-Heller ISBN-13:9780964983212

Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.

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Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.

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