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Come Heller high water … the media finally fights back edition

August 16, 2018 by Andrew Heller 44 Comments

Come Heller high water … Love it that more than 300 newspapers ran editorials today protesting Trump’s destructive “fake news” label. And when I say destructive, I don’t mean to media. He’s been great for media, financially. I mean destructive to the nation. We have no other … [Read more...]

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When turkeys (and freezers and …) attack

August 12, 2018 by Andrew Heller 10 Comments

People who have read my column for a long time often ask me if I make up the stories I tell about my family, especially the lovely yet formidable Marcia. For instance, I once wrote about the day she phoned me at work and said, frantically, “Hehp eee!” “What’d you say?” I … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the ‘I can’t believe he said that’ edition

August 1, 2018 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Come Heller high water … President Trump tweeted that Attorney General Jeff Sessions "should stop this Rigged Witch Hunt right now, before it continues to stain our country any further." Which means at some point he'll be saying that he meant "should not stop." Seriously, … [Read more...]

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Civility is in the eye of the beholder, Gov. Snyder

July 22, 2018 by Andrew Heller 8 Comments

Gov. Snyder this week issued an open letter signed by 220 well-intentioned people and groups calling for “civility” in public discourse. That’s a good thing, right? We all want, as the letter says, “to show the world how we can disagree without being disagreeable, how we can … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the ‘summer’s here, I’m for that’ edition

July 11, 2018 by Andrew Heller 42 Comments

Come Heller high water … The Fourth of July always seems like the back side of the hill for summer to me even though it’s not. It’s when I first think “OHMYGOD, SUMMER’S HALF OVER AND I HAVEN’T DONE (BLANK) YET!” Panic time. There will be kayaking. There will be picnics. … [Read more...]

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About The Author

Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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BOOK: Come-Heller-High-Water-by-Andrew-Heller ISBN-13:9780964983212

Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.

In true Heller style, topics cover everything from the craziness of having kids to tales from his U.P. days.

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Come Heller High Water II is the smash hit follow-up to Come Heller High Water I. It includes everything from Andy's takes on modern life to conversations with his back home pal Moon Dimple, and much, much more.
 

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Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.

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