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Surveyin’ da Situation: When panking fails, try Yoopers with plows

March 2, 2019 by John Matonich 4 Comments

By John Matonich As I sit here in my shop looking out the window, I have to wonder just when we are going to see some winter. I mean, it is March and it has been so summerlike for the last several months, I am thinking it is time to wear shorts while working in the shop.  When … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Siutation: The metric system finally measures up

February 2, 2019 by John Matonich 6 Comments

By John Matonich I have been enjoying a series on Amazon TV recently. It’s called “Corner Gas” and features a gas station and restaurant in Dog River, Saskatchewan, Canada. The characters are solid and the show was called one of Canada’s funniest when it was on Canadian TV. My … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Trying to understand New England Patriots hatred

January 26, 2019 by John Matonich 13 Comments

By John Matonich This year’s Super Bowl teams are set. After two very good championship games, the NFC and AFC will face off on February 3 for Super Bowl LIII (53). The New England Patriots will face the Los Angeles Rams in Atlanta. I should also say let the bashing … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: The reason I’m not allowed to plumb

January 12, 2019 by John Matonich 8 Comments

By John Matonich When they were younger, my kids would say to folks that their dad should never be allowed to do plumbing. When asked why, they would reply, “Because we learn a whole new set of swear words. “  I couldn’t argue with that for some reason, plumbing and I don’t … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: You don’t turn into your parents … until you do

January 5, 2019 by John Matonich 9 Comments

I have seen a commercial on the tube quite a few times recently for an insurance company that always makes me smile. The gist of the commercial is a guy’s friends are concerned that their buddy is turning into his dad now that he has bought his own house. The commercial shows … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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