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Surveyin’ da Situation: Think local, act local, shop local

January 21, 2017 by John Matonich 12 Comments

Welcome to the party, New Year 2017. I hope you are a great year for us all. Steph and I have been very busy in the shop so far this year and I think it is about to get busier. It has had me thinking about an old phrase that is probably as appropriate today as anytime. It is the … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Organic, schmorganic

January 14, 2017 by John Matonich 10 Comments

By John Matonich I stuck my head in the refrigerator the other day (big surprise, I know) and reached for some milk and pulled my hand back when I saw the gallon jug I was about to glom onto had the word “organic” in big print on several spots on the jug. I almost started to … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: What’s big city depends on your perspective

January 7, 2017 by John Matonich 10 Comments

By John Matonich I apologize if you see me around and all I am doing is smiling. I have always been a pretty happy person, but lately the smile has been even a little broader. I guess the reason is all the things I am encountering here in the Northland are making me smile that … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Even this non-walker might walk this trail

December 31, 2016 by John Matonich 7 Comments

  By John Matonich Anyone who knows me knows I am not a marathon runner. I was playing golf a few years ago with a friend that typically had a pretty easy time taking my money, but this particular day I was beating him quite soundly. I asked him if everything was OK … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Are Alaskan reality shows really all that real?

December 17, 2016 by John Matonich 15 Comments

As a lot of people do, I enjoy watching the myriad of shows on TV that tell some story about folks in Alaska. “Life Below Zero,” “The Edge of Alaska," “The Last Alaskan," “Living Alaska,” “Gold Rush,” “Building Alaska” and the “Alaskan Railroad” are a few. Yep, there are more and … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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