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Ah, for the good old days when fake news was both obvious and entertaining

November 20, 2016 by Andrew Heller 5 Comments

abc-fakeThe Washington Post recently interviewed a guy named Paul Horner, one of the top purveyors of the fake news stories that clot Facebook these days.

column photo suitThe paper asked Horner why people bite on his stuff. His answer ought to scare the heck out of you:  “Honestly, people are definitely dumber. They just keep passing stuff around. Nobody fact-checks anything anymore — I mean, that’s how Trump got elected. He just said whatever he wanted, and people believed everything, and when the things he said turned out not to be true, people didn’t care because they’d already accepted it. It’s real scary. I’ve never seen anything like it.”

Me either, although I disagree that people who post his stories on their Facebook pages are “dumb.” Very few people, in my experience, are truly dumb. It’s likelier they ingest news hoaxes like “Obama plans to overturn election results” or “Trump is a descendant of cannibals” because they reinforce existing beliefs and prejudices. In other words, people believe nonsense because they want to believe nonsense, and they share fake news because, well, nonsense loves company.

But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe more people than I like to think possible can’t tell the difference between real and fake news. If you suspect that’s you, I’ve created the following test.

Ready? Let’s begin. Which of the following headlines is real?

  1. FBI Agent Suspected in Hillary Email Leaks Found Dead in Apparent Murder-Suicide
  2. Obama Took $2.6B from Veterans for Syrian Refugees
  3. RuPaul Claims Trump Touched Him Inappropriately in the 1990s

Ha, fooled ya. The correct answer is D, all of the above. They’re all real headlines that you may have seen on your Facebook feed during the election. But none of the stories is true. Of course.

You knew that, right?

Let’s try again: Which of these headlines is fake:

  1. Pence: ‘Michele Obama is the Most Vulgar First Lady We’ve Ever Had’
  2. WikiLeaks Confirms Hillary Sold Weapons to ISIS … Then Drops Another BOMBSHELL!
  3. Pope Francis Shocks World, Endorses Donald Trump

Answer: Gotcha again. None of the headlines is fake, according to a post-election story about fake news on Business Insider, in that they actually appeared online. The stories beneath them, however, are pants-on-fire baloney.

Let’s try one more – this time with no tricks. Only two of the following are real fake news headlines that people – like a virus – shared during the presidential election (which is important, by the way, because, according to a 2016 Pew survey, 44 percent of Americans read or watch news on Facebook). Which one is the imposter:

  1. $375,000 Deposited To The Khan Law Account From the Clinton Foundation
  2. BREAKING: Fox News Exposes Traitor Megyn Kelly, Kicks Her Out for Backing Hillary
  3. I Married Bigfoot … the Father of My Child!

3211739-married_bigfootThe answer is C, of course, but not because it’s a fake headline. It’s not. It’s real. But it didn’t appear during the election. It appeared on the cover of the Feb. 7, 1995, edition of the Weekly World News, which was the gold standard of fake news back then, in that it had the best and juiciest fake headlines of all the supermarket tabloids.

I loved the Weekly World News because it was so wonderfully silly.

Back then, fake news had the decency to be patently, absurdly and entertainingly full of crap. Not so these days. These days fake news is about serious stuff and it can have serious consequences.

Please be careful before you share.

Filed Under: National politics Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, Come Heller high water

Comments

  1. Loren M says

    November 20, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    People often pass along fake news so they can laugh at how gullible their friends are. “You believed that?” Of course they already passed it to everyone on their list and a few called bull___ but it’s too late. The internet only makes the audience larger and the info spread quicker. It’s akin to spreading rumors, sometimes they’re true but you have to take them with a grain of salt.

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  2. Jim says

    November 20, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    What’s wrong with just watching the good old news at six thirty? I would guess that 99% of its true. I don’t have a Facebook page and never will. I could care less if Joe Blow has a backache and doesn’t feel like going to work today or look at somebodies boring pictures of their vacation. I really don’t see the point. Why do we have to put everything out there for all your 7 thousands friends to see. Although you probably only know a handful of them anyway.

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    • Snafubar says

      November 21, 2016 at 8:12 am

      Sure, 99% of it is true if you’re talking about weather forecasts. “News” broadcasts are many times manipulated, either in content, what is not said, or in innuendo. We hear what the owners of the networks want us to hear, and in which context. This is why the vast number of people get their information online, from credible sites, instead of from the TeeVee anymore.

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  3. Tom says

    November 20, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    Do you remember that George W. Bush went missing from his Texas National Guard unit, back during the Vietnam War? But, he never got in trouble for desertion. Remember?

    Well, the real story was that President Nixon asked him to go on a secret mission to North Vietnam, and that’s where he was, and it was Top Secret, and Dubya could not ever talk about it, even after he became President. That’s true. I did not just make it up. (I made it up years ago.)

    This is Fake News, no? Will this get copied and believed and pass around the www?

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  4. Jeff says

    November 20, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    I really believe that people now days expect to be entertained and only look at “news” that entertains. So that the silly headlines and false stories are so entertaining that people assume they are true. After all, it was “online.” I blame smartphones and tablets, etc. Today, no one can deal with being bored and they HAVE to be entertained. So people use their phones and other devices to avoid boredom.

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