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Auchtoons: Don’t ask for whom the crappy roads toll, they toll for thee

November 30, 2019 by Andrew Heller 3 Comments

By John Auchter So you're vacationing with a large group, and you're hungry. You've rolled up to, through, and now well past dinner time. Several plans have been suggested and (you thought) agreed to, but never quite executed for reasons that run the gamut from … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the Thanksgiving week edition

November 27, 2019 by Andrew Heller 11 Comments

Come Heller high water … Trump pardoned the White House turkeys this week. No, not Giuliani and Manafort. The actual ones. (Hey, I realize that was an awful and obvious joke. But my grown-up kids are coming home for Thanksgiving and I have to practice my dad jokes.) This … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the impeachment hearings edition, Part II

November 19, 2019 by Andrew Heller 7 Comments

Come Heller high water … I have a new American hero: Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman. Republicans really went after him at the impeachment hearing Tuesday. They called him a leaker. They questioned his character. They insinuated he was disloyal to the U.S. They even mocked him … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the impeachment hearings edition

November 13, 2019 by Andrew Heller 16 Comments

Come Heller high water … So, did you watch? If your answer was “Watch what?” you’ve confirmed my belief that most Americans don’t care all that much about impeachment, the government or anything else going on in Washington. Impeachment, to most, is just one more bit of … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the holiday season begins edition

November 6, 2019 by Andrew Heller 21 Comments

Come Heller high water … Another milestone has been passed in the Christmas shopping season’s relentless march toward 24/7/365. This year, I saw Christmas commercials and store displays before Halloween. That means Labor Day is next. And then the Fourth of Noel. You may … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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