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Archives for January 2017

Surveyin’ da Situation: Our passion is our greatness

January 30, 2017 by John Matonich 12 Comments

By John Matonich After spending a recent NFL playoff Sunday with a bunch of buddies and then coming home to watch the last game with my bride, I have come to one conclusion: Our country is great because of passion. Without passion, I am not sure why you would get up in the … [Read more...]

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Don’t give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses …

January 29, 2017 by Andrew Heller 32 Comments

I get - we all get - that the party that controls Congress and the White House gets to remake the country in its own image. To the winner go the spoils. But how are we a better country for it? That’s what I can’t figure out: Why do the Republicans in charge think America is a … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Turns out the free market isn’t so free after all

January 27, 2017 by John Auchter 11 Comments

Toon and text by John Auchter See? See?! This is exactly why I think it's ridiculous to declare allegiance to any particular political party. Who they are and what they represent is a fluid thing — they change over time. Sometimes very, very quickly. It was just eight years … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the January 25th edition

January 25, 2017 by Andrew Heller 24 Comments

Come Heller high water … Listen, I swear my intent with this weekly bits and pieces column is not to keep constantly bashing the Trumpster, really it isn’t. But what am I supposed to do? I have never – ever – experienced an adult human being who knowingly and with gusto … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: In a state of despair over state of the state

January 23, 2017 by John Auchter 8 Comments

Toon and text by John Auchter One of the big downsides to January in Michigan is the annual State of the State address. (Of course, the main upside to January in Michigan is that it isn't February.) We have not been blessed with governors who are accomplished orators, at least … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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