Last month, Rick DeVos complained aloud via Twitter that the state flag of Michigan was “ugly” and “non-useful.” Well, sharing needlessly judgmental observations is what Twitter is for, so we likely would have all moved quickly on to the next snark if DeVos wasn’t (a) the founder of ArtPrize and (b) offering $500 to the best three redesigns. At the time I was going to do a cartoon with three of my own submissions. But as is often the case, a different idea came along and overtook it. I figured this one had missed its opportunity.
However… that absolutely gorgeous, thoroughly enjoyable Independence Day weekend messed me up. I found myself happy, refreshed, and generally pleased with life, which is like kryptonite for editorial cartooning. From the void of my contentment, the flag idea resurfaced. When I realized that the winners have not yet been announced, I thought it might still have a chance.
I didn’t want to do the three submissions thing, though — that definitely seemed past its freshness date. The strongest gag idea I had was the “what’s Latin for ‘crumbling infrastructure’?” bit. (The second best: “If you seek a perilous pothole, look around you.”) With the theme established, I was inclined to bring in our Governor Snyder and have an underling take a jab at him for his abysmal performance on infrastructure issues. A quick reflection on the money my family sinks into car repair every year because of said infrastructure issues, and I was no longer happy (and therefore ready to draw).
As for the current flag — yes, it is a design mess with its mishmash of odd choices and conflicting ideas, but it also has a unique beauty. I think that’s a pretty good description of Michigan.
MLive has a slideshow of flag submissions.
John Auchter draws cartoons. Lots and lots of them. You can find them at his incredibly popular website auchtoon.com.
Tom says
The current flag is preposterous. We need something to wave proudly in the breeze, and simply proclaim Michigan. Please, everybody, take a look at good state flags. You can google them: Alaska, Maryland, South Carolina, New Mexico, maybe Oklahoma.
Loren M says
Tom, ours is a copy of the state seal on a blue background similar to what many states fly. I’ll bet there were far worse proposals at the time it was chosen we’d hate more.
Loren M says
I don’t really believe we should change the flag but I’m all in if you can come up with a design uglier than the Ohio State flag.
Bill says
Watch it John as the Devos’ have bought and paid for the Legislature and Governors office. They threw enough money at them to get Right to Work passed. If Dick Devos wants the state flag changed, he’ll open up his checkbook again and get what he wants
Kathy Fiebig says
Ha ha ha ha heeeeeee…..
Yeah, it’s an ugly flag, but I don’t really care whether or not it gets an update. What I do care about is the fact the you just made me laugh so hard that I spit my coffee all over my keyboard and monitor. Well done.
John Auchter says
Sorry about the mess, Kathy. But in truth that was the reaction I was hoping for. 🙂
Loren M says
If you want to depict Michigan on a flag we should go with a simple tricolor with 3 wavy stripes to depict the seasons, white on top for snow, green in the middle and drab brown for autumn.