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Surveyin’ da Situation: The boob tube is drowning us in drug ads

February 3, 2018 by John Matonich 13 Comments

By John Matonich This is the time of year when the temps are cold and the daylight is short. I really don’t mind. My bride and I enjoy the evening time together with a fire in the fireplace and something good on the boob tube. We usually can find something we both would like … [Read more...]

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Da situation as I survey it: Slow down, ya move too fast

January 20, 2018 by John Matonich 9 Comments

By John Matonich I was thinking the other day how our society has become so entrenched in things immediate. It is tax season so the ads covering TV are on the advances you can receive after you file your taxes. Even though it usually only takes a couple of weeks to receive a … [Read more...]

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Holy wah and yahoo, winter fun is finally here

December 30, 2017 by John Matonich 15 Comments

By John Matonich Almost time to take the tree down and put the decorations away. This isn’t a bad thing because up here it usually means the weather has been wintery enough to let the games begin. Nope, I don’t mean the Winter Olympics which are on their way, but all the … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: So many Christmas movies, so little time

December 23, 2017 by John Matonich 25 Comments

By John Matonich I have always been a fan of the holiday season. People for the most part are in a good mood and you seem to have more folks looking for ways to help or share than other times of the year when you might hear more complaining. I’ve already shared my love of … [Read more...]

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Surveyin da Situation: Welcome to winter, Yooper style

December 9, 2017 by John Matonich 13 Comments

By John Matonich I don’t think we always realize just how big our state really is geographically. We cover some ground that is larger than most and only overshadowed by a few other states. I spent 35 years traveling back and forth from the downstate Davison area to my hometown … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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