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Surveyin’ da Situation: Admit it, we all looked goofy in high school

December 2, 2017 by John Matonich 15 Comments

By John Matonich One of the local papers I read regularly does a real nice job of reprinting articles from various years in our local history. It is fun to see pictures of folks I knew when they got engaged or went into the service. Recently, I was the recipient of one of the … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Maybe a weather rock is all we really need

November 11, 2017 by John Matonich 6 Comments

By John Matonich I decided to stay home the other day and get a few things done around the house before old man winter really raised his ugly head. We have already had about 15 inches of snow, but it is slowly settling down and while the mercury isn't much above freezing … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: So when does fall really begin, anyway?

October 21, 2017 by John Matonich 10 Comments

By John Matonich I was listening to a local radio station the other morning on the way into the shop and the conversation between the two hosts was about the fall season. They were asking each other when you know fall has begun. I think it was a good question. We are past our … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: The signs of our stupidity are everywhere

October 14, 2017 by John Matonich 18 Comments

By John Matonich I remember a movie that came out about 10 years ago. It was called “Idiocracy”. It was about a couple that was involved in an experiment involving human hibernation. They came out of their pods 500 years later only to find major changes in society. It seemed … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Here’s how a Yooper protects his secret hunting spot

October 1, 2017 by John Matonich 2 Comments

By John Matonich I have mentioned a few times how I really enjoy this time of year. The evenings are usually cool for good sleeping and the days are warm, which help us get project work done in anticipation of the upcoming winter. It is also the time of the year when spending … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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