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Auchtoon Time: The least welcome sign of spring

March 26, 2018 by John Auchter 4 Comments

Text & toon by John Auchter The songwriting credit for the majority of Beatles songs is listed as "Lennon-McCartney," but in truth most of the songs were composed individually by John Lennon and Paul McCartney. One of the more famous examples of actual collaboration in the … [Read more...]

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Auchtoon: Let the journalism sun shine in

March 12, 2018 by John Auchter 6 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter March 11–17 is Sunshine Week. For us Michiganders, the timing may seem a little off. It is squarely in the hopeless stage of our long, gray winter — what's this talk of "sunshine"? That's just mean. Nevertheless, the American Society of News … [Read more...]

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Auchtoon: Drinkin’ bleach in the good ‘ol U.S. of A.

March 5, 2018 by John Auchter 3 Comments

Text & toon by John Auchter There was a punk rock band called "The Dead Milkmen" that had a fun little run of popularity in the late 1980s. They were goofy and sardonic and unapologetically without polish. One of their songs was called "Bleach Boys" in which the singer … [Read more...]

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Auchtoons: Frugal when it suits them

February 19, 2018 by Andrew Heller 12 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter Last year, the Trump administration budget proposed eliminating the Great Lakes Restoration Initiative, a federal program to clean the lakes and protect them against invasive species. It was fairly up front about it, spinning it as the fiscally … [Read more...]

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Auchtoons: We’ll miss reporters when they’re gone

February 10, 2018 by John Auchter 10 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter A single word to summarize these Larry Nassar trials? How about, "ugh"? Well, it may not be a real word, but it's a real feeling. Still, as stomach-churning as this experience has been, there are some, if not positive, then at least hopeful … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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