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It’s Auchtoon time: Politics, schmolitics, the baseball playoffs are here

October 7, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

'Toon and text by John Auchter So the common question these days is: "How did it come to this — how did we end up with these presidential candidates?" And the simplest answer to that is: "It's our fault." Would a curious, engaged, and active electorate have generated the … [Read more...]

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It’s Auchtoon time: Tell rape victims how we spend too much on government

September 30, 2016 by Andrew Heller 4 Comments

In 2009 more than 11,000 untested rape kits were discovered in Detroit's abandoned crime lab. Rape kits contain the physical evidence of victims of sexual assault. When processed, the DNA data generated can be used not only to bring perpetrators to justice, but also to add this … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Here’s your politics antidote

September 23, 2016 by John Auchter 2 Comments

'Toon and text by John Auchter Listen, if you got yourself a big ol’ pot of roiling outrage going right now, I’m not the one to tell you to take it off the heat. It’s election season and who am I to talk you out of the delicious indulgence of indignation? I’m an editorial … [Read more...]

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The Friday Auchtoon: Courser is missing a key ingredient

September 16, 2016 by John Auchter 6 Comments

'Toon and text by John Auchter Who else thought when you first heard Basket of Deplorables: "That's the perfect name for a punk rock band"? Well, I definitely did, and it got me thinking. Punk rock was, in general, a reaction to what rock and roll had become by the … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: College is creating a new debtor class

September 9, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

"Toon and text by John Auchter My first instinct was to draw the weighty Student Loan Debt object as an anvil. You guys know what an anvil is, right? An anvil is a block with a hard surface on which another object is struck. The block is as massive as it is practical, … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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