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Auchtoons: Suddenly, bailouts and ‘socialism’ are OK with the GOP

March 27, 2020 by Andrew Heller 4 Comments

By John Auchter Admittedly, comparing the financial crisis that precipitated the Great Recession to the one we're currently experiencing is kinda apples-to-oranges. Different economics, different timelines, different triggers. Still, am I the only one feeling disorientated by … [Read more...]

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Auchtoons: We’ll do anything but fix health care

February 17, 2020 by Andrew Heller 4 Comments

There was an article in the Detroit Free Press this week, "Some Michigan libraries join nationwide trend: Eliminating late fees on overdue books." Here's an excerpt: Libraries in metro Detroit, Michigan and across the U.S. have or are considering joining the nationwide trend of … [Read more...]

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Auchtoons: Uh-oh, it’s a cartoon about Planned Parenthood and measles

April 22, 2019 by John Auchter 11 Comments

By John Auchter In his sci-fi/satire book series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams tells a story about the planet Golgafrigcham. The leaders of Golgafrigcham hatched a plan to rid themselves of what they considered the basically useless citizens. They … [Read more...]

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Auchtoon: Hate the rich? You probably are one

March 18, 2019 by John Auchter 2 Comments

By John Auchter It is so, so, so deliciously easy to hate somebody without even knowing them. In fact, not knowing somebody as a person but as part of a group is a great help. As an example, many Americans feel very comfortable these days communicating their … [Read more...]

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Auchtoons: Hey, Donny, doing it right isn’t that hard

February 25, 2019 by John Auchter 4 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter It's true. Michigan is building a new bridge with Canada — the Gordie Howe Bridge between Detroit and Windsor. And Canada is indeed paying for it. In fact, credit where credit is due, that's how Governor Snyder made the deal happen — with his … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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