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Surveyin’ da Situation: He did a little wood working and columnizing in his day …

July 15, 2017 by John Matonich 9 Comments

By John Matonich

I was reading an article about a professional football player recently and he made a comment about one of the things that made him smile a little. He related that when he met new people many times someone would say something to the effect that they “played a little ball” in their day. He went on to say that while he appreciated how many folks had experienced the same sport he loved, he had to chuckle a little about the relevance of their comment to his career. He wisely never tried to correct the comparison and just went on about his business. I never thought much about that comment until recently.

I had quite a few folks in my wood shop over the 4th of July holiday and it was great to meet some new people as well as run into some folks I hadn’t seen in a while. Even though about 90 percent of what I build is custom furniture and décor pieces that are built to my customers’ specifications, I do have a retail area and display a few items I build when time allows. Since my shop is right on the main street of my hometown, it makes sense to have a few things available if someone is looking for a gift or a standard piece for themselves. It also allows me to display some pictures of some of my custom work in case someone is looking for ideas.

What I found interesting was the number of people that visited my shop who made comments about their own woodworking ability. I heard “I do a little woodworking myself” quite often and it made me think about the pro football player’s article I read. I certainly don’t want to put myself at the same level as that pro football player, but it made me wonder how many other professionals hear the same comments.

While I was downstate working for an engineering/surveying company, in my 35 years there, I don’t remember ever hearing a client say “I did a little surveying in high school” while we were discussing his project. I am not sure how I would have reacted, but probably would have compared a few methods with him to see if I could improve my own skills. I did exactly that when someone made the woodworking comment in my shop. Woodworking is a popular activity and I can always learn something new to do my work better.

I have now changed how I relate to professionals I meet or do business with. I met a CPA just the other day and I couldn’t resist telling him that “I balanced a few check books in my day”. He wasn’t sure what to say and didn’t ask about my methods, so I guess he didn’t need to learn any more about how to do it.

I wonder how my dentist is going to react when I visit next and tell him that “I have drilled a few holes in my day”. Given my woodworking background I am sure he will understand and want to compare a few methods.

And that’s the situation as I survey it …

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Comments

  1. Judith Brooks says

    July 15, 2017 at 9:14 am

    That’s the perfect response. Nobody is a hobbiest, surveyor, dentist or accountant. The almost
    eveyone has had a hobby relationship with wood. Being able to earn a living selling your wood products is not one very few can do, but at least they sort of understand what you’re doing.
    As an accounting professional, I can tell you NOBODY understands what we do. It’s a giant , secret, mystery to them.

    Enjoy your columns very much. Keep ’em coming.

    Reply
    • John Matonich says

      July 15, 2017 at 9:21 am

      Thanks, Judith. Appreciate your comments and will keep writing as long as folks keep reading…

      Reply
  2. Tom says

    July 15, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    Brilliant column. Wonderful original topic. Great insight. Good humor.

    Ya know, I myself have written a few sentences in my time.

    Reply
    • Tom says

      July 15, 2017 at 12:33 pm

      And, I like the photo of your clamps. Ya know, I used to clamp some chairs, back in the day.

      Reply
    • John Matonich says

      July 15, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      Thanks Tom. Appreciate the comments and the smiles… Keep up the good sentences and clamping 🙂

      Reply
  3. Barbara says

    July 15, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    I love looking forward to this column! John, John, and Andy,.. thanks!

    Reply
    • John matonich says

      July 15, 2017 at 5:39 pm

      Thank you Barbara… really glad you like the column

      Reply
  4. Al Kurmas says

    July 16, 2017 at 8:14 am

    After getting the bill for my pacemaker, I told my cardio that I was going to start installing them on the side, from my garage, but I needed a few tips from him. He declined.

    Reply
    • John Matonich says

      July 16, 2017 at 9:38 am

      There may be a you-tube video available 🙂

      Reply

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