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Selfie or living in the moment? I think I’ll choose the latter

June 2, 2019 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

This headline caught my eye:  “Woman falls to her death while taking photos at Eagle Falls in Lake Tahoe.”

That’s been happening a lot lately, especially since the invention of the selfie.

“Oregon State college student falls to her death from cliff while taking pictures.”

“Grand Canyon tourist falls 1,000 feet to his death while taking photos”

“Indian couple who died taking selfie in Yosemite regularly took risky photo.”

I always notice these stories because I think it would be a terrible way to go. But then I have a falling phobia based in part on my overactive imagination. I always wonder what people are thinking on the way down. Probably just “Aaaaaaaaa!” But if it were me, I’d spend the last few seconds kicking myself for being so stupid.

“It’s a just a photo, dummy. And you never look at them anyway.”

Which is true. Before digital cameras, my photos used to languish in plastic film cartridges. I find one every few years in boxes that have moved with me from house to house over the years. Even after discovering them, I seldom go to the bother of having them developed. But I also never throw them out.

In the smart phone era, I’ve taken thousands upon thousands of photos. A few of them I post to social media, just like everybody else. If Facebook ever goes kerplunk, so will much of the evidence of my existence. Remember that, Zuckerberg.

The rest are, I don’t know, drifting in the digital “cloud” that my iPhone is always nagging me to buy more space in. (Dear Apple: Please, for the love of god, let me shut off your incessant notices.)

I doubt I’ll ever see these photos again because I don’t know how to access or operate this cloud and don’t really care to learn. I suspect someday my cloud will become so overloaded it will rain my motley collection of digital sunsets, selfies and vacation shots down upon the digital landscape, potentially causing regional digital flooding.  If so, sorry about that, digital landscape, especially for all those photos with my thumb in the frame.  I’m not a good photographer.

There are thousands more photos of mine stranded on the 15 or so desktops and laptops I’ve owned over the years. The computers themselves have moved on to cyber-heaven (or more likely, hell) but I kept the hard drives. Somewhere. I’m just not sure where.

I have a similar collection of old cell phones, each containing about a billion more photos that I never bothered to upload, download or save. But I doubt I’ll ever see them again. I can’t imagine caring enough to figure out how to A) Find the phones, B) Power up the phones, or C) Get the photos off them.

Even if I did, I’d probably put them on a hard drive, which I’d then stick in a box.

A lot of people are like me, I suspect. We take a lot of photos but never do anything with them.

So, why do we take them in the first place, even to the point where we’ll risk our lives?

I dunno. My guess is photos are somehow proof to ourselves (and to others someday) that we had a good and fun-filled life surrounded by people who loved us.

But do we really need that? The images our brains snap are better, more vivid and last longer (literally our whole life) than anything we can capture with a camera.

I’ve been trying to keep that in mind.

When I’m doing something special,  I try to focus all my attention on the experience itself.

Yeah, I guess I’m getting contemplative the older I get. The fewer tomorrows I have, the more my todays mean.

I’m not going to miss out on moments because I’m too busy recording them to look at later, which probably won’t happen anyway for all the reasons I mentioned heretofore. I’m going to experience them now, fully.

When I do, I find I enjoy things more.

Plus, you know, I increase the odds that I won’t fall off a cliff.

 

Photo by Priscilla Du Preez on Unsplash

Filed Under: All Columns, Humor Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com

Comments

  1. Deb says

    June 2, 2019 at 10:10 am

    Take your old phones to Verizon. They recycle them

    Reply
    • Andrew Heller says

      June 2, 2019 at 10:24 pm

      Yup. I’m paranoid they’ll somehow grab personal data.

      Reply
  2. Up in the U.P. says

    June 2, 2019 at 10:36 am

    The duck lip pose has ruined this country.

    Reply
    • Andrew Heller says

      June 2, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      Exactly.

      Reply
  3. Abner Devereaux says

    June 2, 2019 at 10:57 am

    With respect to your old phones and laptops, set aside a weekend day to retrieve as much as you can from your own home.

    1. Have a storage device for transfer
    2. Gather old devices and chargers
    3. Charge items as best you can
    4. Spend some hours retrieving

    Undoubtedly you will have some devices sans power cords or with other more advanced issues. These will require more expert help. Disembodied hard drives will probably cost you $70-$120 each for professional data retrieving. Make the money for retrieving these family images a “gift to yourself”. You may have to spend several hundred but you won’t regret it.

    Back everything up a second time. Share your favorites with others.

    Reply
  4. Sue Hill says

    June 2, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    Oh Andy! I get the picture (pun entirely intended) but I while l don’t relish the idea of falling off a cliff, I do treasure old photos of my relatives (going back to tintypes) up to and including my own children and students. I guess as I get older I treasure the memories and relive fun times. I love the CLOUD analogy. And I too have a bunch of old hardware on dead computers. 😂 This is one of your best pieces ever!

    Reply
    • Andrew Heller says

      June 2, 2019 at 9:21 pm

      Thanks, Sue. It’s weird. I’d like to get back to more humor and columns like this but when I do, a lot fewer people read them.

      Reply
  5. Dorothy says

    June 2, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Have you noticed lately how many weddings (and receptions) seem to be just staged events for the photographers rather than enjoyed in the here and now?

    Reply
    • Andrew Heller says

      June 2, 2019 at 9:21 pm

      Proms too. It’s weird.

      Reply
  6. Fred says

    June 2, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    I wonder if any victims of gun violence ever spent their last few seconds kicking themselves for being so stupid in supporting GOP policies.

    Reply
  7. Stev says

    June 2, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    We only hear about the people who fall off cliffs and don’t survive.
    For those who do, the selfie is a good way to remember what you looked like before falling.

    Reply
  8. Matthew says

    June 3, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Trying to help Andrew combine interest/humor columns with higher-readership columns:

    Here is a bombshell! Donald Trump was NOT born in the USA! It’s true. He was born in Jamaica on June 14, 1946! Here is internet proof:

    https://jamaicahospital.org/

    It appears we have a president who is not even an American citizen! Oh tempora! Oh mores!

    Reply
  9. Debbie ellsworth says

    June 5, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    You must not have grandbabies yet. When they come along you will start taking more pictures again. One day I believe you will miss those pictures if you dont care for them and retrieve them. When i turn 80 i might not remember all that stuff i might need the pictures to help remind me.

    Reply
  10. Linda says

    June 19, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    When watching the US Open people in the background were on their phones and not watching the actual event.

    Reply
    • Andrew Heller says

      June 20, 2019 at 7:19 pm

      That’s so lame.

      Reply

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