Best. Columnist. Ever.
Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.
In true Heller style, topics cover everything from the craziness of having kids to tales from his U.P. days.
Come Heller High Water II is the smash hit follow-up to Come Heller High Water I. It includes everything from Andy's takes on modern life to conversations with his back home pal Moon Dimple, and much, much more.
Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.
Tommy B says
The hysteria of higher taxes with many of our citizenry has always boggled my mind. I too am willing to pay higher taxes if it is applied toward fixing roads and infrastructure enhancements. I think people see politicians and hear some stories of Government waste and just equate that with a misguided conclusion that all Government spending is bad. That is far from true, but try and convince them of that.
Jims says
I would be willing to pay more taxes if it went to it’s true purpose. When we passed the senior mileage a while back, the sheriffs office got a hundred thousand a year for elder abuse prevention. Isn’t what the sheriff should be doing anyway? Than the recent fiasco with the county and the golf tournament for vets. Thank God the Vets stopped that one. Then the MTA crying we will have to charge more for riders because we are broke, only to build how many multimillion facility’s around the county. Until we stop electing the same career politicians over and over I will vote no on any mileage or any tax increase.
teddy luba says
Right on Andy, those people want something for nothing. Put a one percent sales tax on for a limited amount of years with the money designated for roads and nothing else. That way everyone pays.
Fred says
The answer to getting politicians to look out for our interests instead of theirs, is ending money in politics and imposing term limits. When they aren’t focused on racking up enough votes and funds from special interest groups to win the next election, they might remember that they are there to serve the people.
Teachers become teachers out of the desire to make a difference in the world. It’s not about money, although they should be paid fairly. It should be the same for politics. Unfortunately, politics is currently a business, not a public service. Everyone in politics has a product to sell, and a goal of being rich and powerful, just like any business owner.
Rick says
See, Fred, how would that work? Right now, lame-duck pols often run amok, since they are no longer fearful of losing an election, are no longer accountable to constituents. We’ve seen it, and recently, right here in dear old Lansing. Wouldn’t term limits turn ALL sessions of Congress/Legislature into an orgy of self-indulgence? I think so. (“Okay, I’m here, gotta get it quick!”)
But I’m definitely with you in the Big Picture. Get money out of politics, AND get the gerrymandering out of the re-districting process. (You’ve got an opportunity to make that very thing happen in MI’s November election.)
Rick says
See, Fred, how would that work? Right now, lame-duck pols often run amok, since they are no longer fearful of losing an election, are no longer accountable to constituents. We’ve seen it, and recently, right here in dear old Lansing. Wouldn’t term limits turn ALL sessions of Congress/Legislature into an orgy of self-indulgence? I think so. (“Okay, I’m here, gotta get it quick!”)
But I’m definitely with you in the Big Picture. Get money out of politics, AND get the gerrymandering out of the re-districting process. (You’ve got an opportunity to make that very thing happen in MI’s November election.)
Working Dad says
Andy Heller and all of you Democrats crying that your taxes are not high enough… Nothing is stopping you from voluntarily paying more taxes. It is an option on your return.
Give 100% of your annual income back to the government in taxes. Don’t just talk-the-liberal-talk. Actually walk-the-walk. Live the liberal dream and give ALL of your money to the government.
Unless you are a racist
teddy luba says
Hey Working Dad, since you don’t want to pay more for good roads, why not offer your services for free to a road crew to fix the roads?
Jims says
Why in the world would you pay your annual income in taxes? Why do you bring race into it? You back murderous communist dictators. You cry about programs for the poor and underprivlaged but want to have everything for free. You make no sense. Happy Fathers Day you which I don’t think you are. If you are I pity your children. Why won’t you answer the Fred and mines question? Do you support Kim and Putin? Easy. YES or NO. With your previous comment you do like communist principles. It’s pretty obvious.
Jims says
My not mines.
Up in the U.P. says
It must be awful being you, Walking Dead.
Working Dad says
You could make up buttons for yourselves. It would say….
“I AM A 100%er!”
Walk the walk Democrats. GIVE ALL of your money in taxes.
Jims says
Happy Fathers Day Andy. From the looks and sounds of things you have raised some awesome successful children and have a wonderful family! Have a cold one for me. Happy Fathers Day to all the Dads and Grandads out there also.
ann b says
Someone once famously said, “All politics is local”. And there is a truth in that. About 4 years ago, I called the county road commission and pointed out a couple roads near us. There were potholes in the road and on the shoulders which were quite deep. They have maintained them ever since, even grading the shoulders. It is in a residential neighborhood, but with heavy traffic. These things ARE the responsibility of the county for the most part. We should not always blame legislators or the federal government for every pothole. The expense and tax is best handled where the needs are.
If you have a problem in an area, get after your local road commission, and see what answer you get.
Fred says
You forgot to mention where the money is going to come from. Nobody works for free.
Jims says
I have Anneb never got a response. Get a recording that thy don’t respond to if they don’t like your question. County commissioners are useless too. Just extra income in their pockets. At least Overpaid John Daly is gone but might be worse whoever is up next. They want to build new roads. Dort Highway extension to Holly road. Roundabouts. But you can’t drive on the existing ones. If it’s good for a vote in the next election they are all for it. If you live in a depressed area to bad they don’t care.
ann b says
Again, you don’t get the point. If you think that legislators sending money is what fixes the roads, then you don’t get it. I merely mean that we essentially have more power over our local people. We can vote them out, and hold them responsible. And as far as the money is concerned, more can be raised by tax, or other methods, but at least there is better accounting of it that way.
Jims says
You can talk till your blue in the face it doesn’t help!!! Iget it. Vote them out but shy do people keep reelection them
Jims says
Why not shy
Tom says
Ann is right. Talk to your locals. But, that is not the total solution.
Suze says
Grand Rapids voters chose to vote yes to keep our tax where it was instead of a small cut in 2014. Dedicated to streets, sidewalks . Also parks upkeep and improvements. Small price for clean, well kept and improving place to live.
We are on lists of livable US cities and employers such as Amazon are coming to our area. Older areas of town are attracting entrepreneurial business owners who are revitalizing what was shabby and forgotten. It’s an attitude of optimism that people /citizens care and are willing to promote the general good.
Linda says
There are communities in Michigan where the streets are maintained, parks are maintained, schools are up to date. This happens because those residents are willing to pay more in taxes to have a community that is inviting to newcomers, which is the cycle that keeps everything maintained. People can’t scream “No more taxes!” and expect to get services or education. I’m a grandparent now, but I have always voted to increases taxes, whether it was for local millage or schools, because I understand that costs will always go up, and I want Police and Fire Protection, Public Libraries, streets maintained, and Education. People will not be moving into Michigan for jobs unless they see pride in the community.
Fred says
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Fred says
Yikes that wasn’t supposed to be that big. Sorry.
Fred says
I want to share this with everyone. If you are having a bad day, this will cheer you up. If you are already happy, be prepared to be even happier.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QjvzCTqkBDQ