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All hail the man-child-in-chief

March 5, 2017 by Andrew Heller 22 Comments

It’s becoming clearer by the day that we’ve elected a child as president. I don’t say that to be insulting or partisan. I say it as a parent. I raised three kids and recognize child-like behavior when I see it. In a child, childish behavior is normal and to be expected. In … [Read more...]

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And now for a Trump truth serum press conference

February 26, 2017 by Andrew Heller 24 Comments

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What this nation needs is a Donald Trump-on-truth-serum news conference. Reporter: “Mr. President, do you really believe the news is fake?” Trump: “Don’t be ridiculous, of course it’s not.” Reporter: “So why do you keep saying it is?” Trump: “Because they keep … [Read more...]

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What gives? All of a sudden, liberals have a spine

February 12, 2017 by Andrew Heller 25 Comments

I’m the sort of guy who is quite likely to do the opposite of what you tell me to do. It’s my thing. So when alt-right types tell me people of the liberal persuasion should stop fussing and hollering and just fall in line behind the president, no matter how badly he acts, … [Read more...]

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Don’t give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses …

January 29, 2017 by Andrew Heller 32 Comments

I get - we all get - that the party that controls Congress and the White House gets to remake the country in its own image. To the winner go the spoils. But how are we a better country for it? That’s what I can’t figure out: Why do the Republicans in charge think America is a … [Read more...]

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Like it not, America, this is about to happen

January 15, 2017 by Andrew Heller 23 Comments

You’re going to see a lot of sky-is-falling commentaries from pundits this week about Donald Trump’s upcoming coronation. Hopefully, this isn’t one of them. Sure, I’m concerned. But in the end, I figure we get the government we deserve – good and hard, for better or worse. … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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