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Come Heller high water … the Angry Andy edition

October 25, 2017 by Andrew Heller 27 Comments

Come Heller high water … It’s been more than three weeks since the Las Vegas slaughter. So is now the right time to have that talk we were all promised about gun control? Congress … hello? Mr. President … knock-knock, are you there? Just as I thought. Once again we fell … [Read more...]

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Will Puerto Rico get the Flint treatment?

September 24, 2017 by Andrew Heller 6 Comments

Will Puerto Rico get the Flint treatment and receive underwhelming help in its hour of need? When it was discovered in 2014 that Flint was being poisoned by its own water, it took the state months to swing into action. (Just so you're sure, the quotes are intended to imply … [Read more...]

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The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the death of DACA

September 10, 2017 by Andrew Heller 42 Comments

Donald Trump should have to meet with the 700,000 children and adults who face deportation when the DACA program ends and explain why he canceled it, but only after a dose of truth serum. I think it would go like this: Immigrants: “Mr. President, why are you kicking us out of … [Read more...]

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Trump’s bizarre press conference will ultimately help America

August 17, 2017 by Andrew Heller 53 Comments

Donald Trump’s mouth-foaming press conference is turning out to be a very good thing for this country. Say what? Yes, a good thing. For decades now, white nationalists, neo-Nazis and Confederate wannabes have existed on the far flung fringes of society, occasionally popping … [Read more...]

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It’s time to take Trump’s word for what he is

August 13, 2017 by Andrew Heller 98 Comments

With his everybody-is-to-blame response to the violence in Charlottesville, Virginia, President Trump officially became the leader of white nationalists, American Nazis, neo-Confederates, anti-semitics and alt-right haters across the nation. And it seemed almost … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.

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