Donald Trump seems to be ushering in a new era of anger in America. It’s always been my policy to zig when people like that are zagging, so this is a good time to go the other direction from Trump and his Trumpettes and start making peace with some of the people and things in … [Read more...]
Wanna fix the GOP race? Bring in the moms
If only this could happen in the GOP presidential race … “This session of the Mommy Tribunal will now come to order. Bring in the defendant.” An older man with unusual hair is lead in. “State your name.” “Donald J. Trump, and I demand to know what’s going on here. I’m … [Read more...]
Isn’t it time for presidential candidates to start acting presidential?
I cringed when Sen. Marco Rubio said of Donald Trump at a campaign rally recently, “I’ll admit ... he’s taller than me, he’s like 6 feet, 2 inches, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who’s 5 feet, 2 inches – and you know what they say about men … [Read more...]
This just in: None of the Above will win the Michigan primary
By Andrew Heller A CNN report we’ll see Tuesday night if any sanity is left in the world … “This is Ted Hairgel reporting live from Michigan where, in a stunning development, None of the Above has won the Republican presidential primary here. With me now is none other than … [Read more...]
The Trump Guide to Life & Success
“So I got a new personal philosophy,” my back home Yooper pal Moon Dimple said, apropos of nothing. “I didn’t know you had an old one,” I said. “In fact, I always thought of you as kind of a one-man philosophy-free zone.” “Well, think again, smart guy. Behind all this … [Read more...]
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