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Surveyin’ da Situation: What’s so wrong with cash?

September 23, 2017 by John Matonich 20 Comments

By John Matonich I am continually amazed by folks I come across and their aversion to carrying cash. I really don’t know what it is, but they ought to be thankful that someone invented plastic or those stone tablets would be tough to cart around. It does make me wonder if they … [Read more...]

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Flint needs a Marshall Plan to become whole again

September 19, 2017 by Guest Columnist 8 Comments

Andy Note: The following is story by Gordon Young, a former Flintite (as you might have guessed) who writes an outstanding blog about "the long lost residents of the Vehicle City."  Used by permission.  By Gordon Young - FlintExPats.com My friend P-Nut was shopping at the … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: I’m not an antique and neither is my Jeep, as far as I know

September 2, 2017 by John Matonich 12 Comments

By John Matonich I don’t think anything brings people together more than a shared interest or a shared goal. You can see it all the time especially when it comes to things like sports. The day of a big game, the jerseys come out and are worn with pride. You can also see them … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Sometimes we can all use a little good news

August 12, 2017 by John Matonich 15 Comments

  By John Matonich I was listening to the news on the radio the other day and heard a report about a young lad who was reunited with his teddy bear at the Dallas Airport. He put his bear down while his parents were retrieving their luggage at baggage claim and forgot … [Read more...]

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Auchtoon time: Faith is more than pretty words

August 2, 2017 by John Auchter 33 Comments

Toon and text by John Auchter This week's cartoon is an open question to my fellow Christians. It's not intended to exclude non-Christians — you're certainly welcome to ponder it, too. It's just that I've never committed myself to a non-Christian faith or philosophy, so I … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.

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Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.

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