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This week’s Auchtoon: Maybe lawmakers gave up health insurance for Lent

April 7, 2017 by John Auchter 3 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter

We’re nearing the end of the season of Lent, and for Catholics (and others who participate in Lenten practice of “giving up stuff”) this is around the time we tend to lose focus and start to obsess about the beer or chocolate or whatever we pledged to eschew for 40 days. We begin to miss the point of why we did it — to demonstrate that habits and pleasures do not have power over us. We exercise our self-control muscles to show that even something like beer and chocolate together, like, say, a Founders Breakfast Stout with its creamy, dark goodness that… that even though it is a perfectly blended  cacophony of sublime flavors augmented by fresh-roasted java notes that dance across the palette like… like…

Look, we’re human. Sometimes we can want something so badly, we get sidetracked.

I think this is where Republicans are with healthcare reform. Their collective tunnel-vision on repeal and replace has rendered them unable to remember how insurance works or why voters desire functional health insurance in the first place.

As a reminder, insurance is when many people contribute to a pool of money, so there is money available when those people need it. And we desire this for both health and financial security. Winning or adhering to an ideology or trying to reconcile ill-conceived campaign promises — all that is secondary to the health and financial well-being of Americans, all Americans.

For those of you keeping score at home, that’s Mike Bishop, Tim Walberg, Bill Huizenga, and a little Paul Mitchell at the bottom of the drawing. But truly the cartoon is intended for all Michigan public office holders who have lost focus on this issue. There is still enough Lent left for them to work on it.

John Auchter draws cartoons. Lots and lots of them. You can find them at his incredibly popular website auchtoon.com. You can also find his stuff on Michigan Public Radio’s website under Opinion. 

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  1. NativeOfMichigan says

    April 7, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    I wish that our representatives would “give up stuff” and abandon the idiotic ideology that permeates the Republican party.

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    • Cathy says

      April 8, 2017 at 7:18 am

      Amen! And yes, ‘all’ is the imparative word when looking at the well-being of our fellow brothers and sisters. This is a cornerstone of faith.

      Reply
  2. Tom says

    April 8, 2017 at 11:41 pm

    What do right-wingers like? I have been thinking about this for years. They like money and guns. They seem to like their own families, but not other people. And, some of them like their own churches. That is about it.

    What do right-wingers know? They seem only to know cliches about American opportunity and liberty. No actual knowledge about current America, nor about the rest of the world. Much of what they believe seems to be false assumptions based on nothing. American right-wingers tend to be passionate about Syria and Iraq, but most of them cannot even locate Syria and Iraq on a map.

    Why are right-wingers in control of the USA now? Oy. Ignorance wins, apparently. Bye, bye, Miss American Pie.

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