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This week’s Auchtoon: Hey, Mr. Trump, try a spoonful of sugar

January 6, 2017 by John Auchter 5 Comments

‘Toon and Text by John Auchter

Earlier this week Governor Snyder offered President-elect Trump some unsolicited advice, as one businessperson who was new to public office to another: Respect that most government workers know what they’re doing. You can read the Michigan Radio story here.

It was actually pretty good advice, but it may ring a little hollow coming from Snyder. Of course the cartoon exaggerates what Snyder has said to public servants (as well as the public servant’s response), but it does capture the narrative that helped get Snyder elected and has generated much of his political power, which is: All private sector workers are virtuous, hard-working folks who earn their pay. All public sector workers are corrupt, lazy sub-humans who are a drain on society.

True to form, Trump has not only ignored the advice but doubled-down by calling into question the competence and integrity of our nation’s intelligence agencies and its workers. So now in addition to bureaucrats, educators, the IRS, and the military, our next president is starting off on the wrong foot with the FBI and CIA. Undoubtedly most of these workers are dedicated professionals, but how many times do they have to hear their Commander-in-Chief tell them they suck?

The best allegory I can think of for this is from science fiction humorist Douglas Adams and his Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series. He tells a story of the planet Golgafrincham. The inhabitants are convinced their planet is somehow doomed (their planet will crash into their sun, a moon will crash into the planet, they will be invaded by twelve-foot piranha bees — nobody knew for sure).

So they conceive a plan to escape. The Golgafrinchans identify a third of their population to be essentially useless, which includes those whose job it is to sanitize public telephones. They round of up these folks first and ship them off on a spaceship. After they are gone, the remaining population delights in their new utopia and decide to stay. Soon, however, a virulent disease contracted via unsanitary telephones wipes them all out. (If Trump can’t seem to heed direct advice, I can’t imagine he would comprehend the moral of the story, but there it is.)

John Auchter draws cartoons. Lots and lots of them. You can find them at his incredibly popular website auchtoon.com. You can also find his stuff on Michigan Public Radio’s website under Opinion.

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  1. Tom says

    January 6, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Yeah, Trump is foolish; he should just stay quiet, does not have to say these things. BUT! These ARE the same people who believed in Iraqi nukes, and who said the conquest of Iraq would be a “slam dunk.”

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    • Mark says

      January 6, 2017 at 6:26 pm

      Whether these are the same people, or the same departments of government, the facts are that the intelligence was crafted to meet the narrative that the Bush Cheney regime wanted, most likely to give us a base of operations in the Middle East, and to avenge the George Bush the elders embarrassing defeat against Sadam Hussain in Iraq.

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      • Tom says

        January 7, 2017 at 2:12 pm

        Geo. Bush the Elder actually beat Saddam very decisively in Kuwait.

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  2. Kathy Fiebig says

    January 6, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    You are so right; he won’t comprehend the moral of the story!

    I think you’re spot on.

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  3. Judith Brooks says

    January 7, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    Trump doesn’t need to comprehend the moral of the story. He already knows everything. Just ask him.

    Reply

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