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This week’s Auchtoon: The ‘scourge’ of vaccines

March 24, 2017 by John Auchter 5 Comments

Toon & Text by John Auchter

When I was a kid I remember seeing a “man on the street” segment on TV interviewing people about the value of seat belts. One guy in particular had a very low opinion of them and made this case: “If my car ever plunges off a bridge and into a body a water, the time it would take to undo my seat belt might be the difference between surviving and drowning.” I had to think about that for a sec, but I imagined he was right — in that nightmarish scenario it would be awful to be trapped in a car rapidly filling with water.

At some point I mentioned this to my Dad as justification for not wanting to wear a seat belt. He put things into perspective for me. I don’t know if it was the straightforward, “Well that’s a pretty stupid reason not to wear a seat belt” that he started with, or the more nuanced explanation with words such as “likelihood” and “logical” that came after. But afterwards I was firmly pro-seat belt.

The medical community has realized that they need to have a “Dad Talk” with the citizens of Michigan regarding vaccinations. This from an MLive story this week:

“According to the 2015 National Immunization Survey, Michigan ranks 43rd in the U.S. for children ages 19 to 35 months, and data from the Michigan Care Improvement Registry shows 54 percent of children ages 19 to 35 months and 29 percent of teens aged 13 to 18 are fully up to date on vaccinations.”

It is creating a health risk where cases of preventable diseases such as whooping cough are now making a comeback. Accordingly, the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services announced this week a new campaign called “I Vaccinate.” to increase awareness and provide validated information.

Hopefully this measured, sensible approach will work. And if it doesn’t, there’s always irrational fearmongering.

John Auchter draws cartoons. Lots and lots of them. You can find them at his incredibly popular website auchtoon.com. You can also find his stuff on Michigan Public Radio’s website under Opinion. 

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  1. Tom says

    March 24, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    Apparently, these people are willing to put their own beloved children at risk for deadly diseases! The parents are ignorant in an extremely arrogant way. Inconceivable! Polio, for example! I am old enough to have known polio victims. You crazy non-vaccinating parents probably never have met such a person. But, now, you might see this in your own kids! If it happens to your kids, you are responsible. YOU are guilty. You will have no recourse, except maybe suicide, once you see how you have harmed your own children.

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    • Working Dad says

      March 25, 2017 at 1:22 pm

      ‘You will have no recourse, except maybe suicide’

      Wow…. Really?….. Let me guess…. You voted for Hillary Clinton?

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      • Adam says

        March 25, 2017 at 7:41 pm

        Oh, you’re THAT guy… the one that wedges his political axe-grind into every conversation… The one that people in his family rolls their eyes at when he gets rolling at dinner….

        Bet you’re a lot of fun at parties Working Dad.

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      • Tom says

        March 28, 2017 at 6:36 pm

        Dad, You are a twit. Have you vaccinated your own children? It is NOT a political matter.

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    • Cathy says

      March 26, 2017 at 8:06 am

      My friend’s child almost died from whopping cough. Can’t imagine their feelings, as they chose not to vaccinate . Also had a family friend when I was young whose mom had polio. So tough.

      Reply

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