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This week’s Auchtoon: Dear, Mr. Putin …

December 16, 2016 by John Auchter 2 Comments

'Toon & Text by John Auchter You may think that I'm kidding about Flint hitting up Russia for a little help. I'm not sure that I am. It's been three years now. Three years of unsafe drinking water in Flint. Michigan. USA. And as recent stories on Michigan Radio will tell … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Survey says … stop telling people to stop whining

December 9, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

Text & Toon by John Auchter In writing these little "support" articles for my cartoons over the years, more than a few readers have made a point of telling me how much they hate having the cartoon "explained" to them. They feel the cartoon should stand on its own, and it … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: The cranks are in charge

December 2, 2016 by John Auchter 9 Comments

When the president-elect nominated Betsy DeVos for Secretary of Education last week, the most obvious metaphor seemed to be the fox put in charge of the hen-house. I rolled that around in my head for awhile but couldn't make it work. I don't think DeVos is that carnivorous or the … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Stay in your prescribed lanes, people

November 26, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

Okay, all right. Just one more cartoon on national political affairs, and I'll try to turn my attention back to more Michigan-based shenanigans. But I couldn't let this one go — it's been festering for some time. There is not a whole lot to add because we've all just … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Trust us, said the spiders to the fly

November 18, 2016 by John Auchter 9 Comments

'Toon and text by John Auchter Here's a theory that might help to unify us in these difficult times: What all Americans really, really hate is to be a sucker. Whatever else we disagree on — politics, ideology, economics, dessert toppings, the truth — a common bond is that … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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