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This week’s Auchtoon: In a state of despair over state of the state

January 23, 2017 by John Auchter 8 Comments

Toon and text by John Auchter One of the big downsides to January in Michigan is the annual State of the State address. (Of course, the main upside to January in Michigan is that it isn't February.) We have not been blessed with governors who are accomplished orators, at least … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Hey, world, we’re still here

January 13, 2017 by John Auchter 1 Comment

'Toon and text by John Auchter The Amazon TV  series "The Man in the High Castle" explores an America in which the Allies lost World War II and Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan rule over our country. A 2004 mockumentary, "C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America," considers … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Hey, Mr. Trump, try a spoonful of sugar

January 6, 2017 by John Auchter 5 Comments

'Toon and Text by John Auchter Earlier this week Governor Snyder offered President-elect Trump some unsolicited advice, as one businessperson who was new to public office to another: Respect that most government workers know what they’re doing. You can read the Michigan Radio … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Obfuscate is clearly state government’s official new tactic

December 30, 2016 by John Auchter 6 Comments

'Toon & text by John Auchter It’s more than a little pretentious to create a very wordy cartoon around a word I have a difficult time pronouncing, but obfuscate is the perfect fit here. It means to render obscure, unclear, or unintelligible, and it is a tactic used more … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Keeping the Christ in Christian

December 23, 2016 by John Auchter 7 Comments

'Toon and Text by John Auchter To all I wish peace, love, and good health this holiday season and throughout the new year! For my fellow Christians, I also want to note that we have some big responsibilities in 2017. I mean, we always do, but because the election of Donald … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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