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It’s Auchtoon time: Gutting Great Lakes funding might just unite Michigan

March 17, 2017 by John Auchter 4 Comments

Toon & Text by John Auchter

The one clear positive from President Trump’s proposed budget: It’s bringing Michiganders closer together. Specifically, in the budget proposal the White House sent to Congress last week, the Trump administration is suggesting to cut the budget of the Great Lakes Restoration Initiative (GLRI) from $300 million per year to $10 million per year.

Well, that’s not so much a “cut” as a “gut.” And not so much an art-of-the-deal low-ball opener as a kick in the crotch.

Whatever you call it, the result has been bipartisan condemnation from politicians and voters in Michigan and other Great Lakes states. The focus of the GLRI is to clean up polluted areas, prevent and control invasive species, reduce nutrient runoff that cause algal blooms, and restore habitat to protect native species. In other words, the GLRI helps us take proper care of our most vital environmental and economic resource.

Why then would President Trump want to mess with that? Especially when we are the very same states that tipped the electoral college to his favor? It seems counterintuitive.

Ah, but this is just Trump being Trump. He’s doing what he said he’d do — shaking up the establishment by not being a typical politician. A typical politician would provide at least some quid pro quo for votes. Not Trump, so this is no surprise.

What might be a wake-up call, however, is that this is a good example of another part of Trump’s nature. His 40+ year public record pretty clearly demonstrates that he acts first in his own self interest. Always. It’s fine when your goals align with his. But when they don’t, he wins, you lose.

So if you’re thinking he could maybe cut back on those Mar-a-Lago golf weekends to free up money for the GLRI, you’re going to be disappointed.

John Auchter draws cartoons. Lots and lots of them. You can find them at his incredibly popular website auchtoon.com. You can also find his stuff on Michigan Public Radio’s website under Opinion. 

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  1. Jims says

    March 17, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    Ah yes but he did win Michigan. I hope the people that voted for him are satisfied. This is just the beginning. The worst is yet to come. Hang on.

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  2. Johnny Jay says

    March 17, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    My opinion so far is that he & his whole crew are self-serving and totally inept at anything else.

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  3. Tom says

    March 17, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    President Tirebiter believes the Great Lakes are Flyover Country. I am old enough to remember when we had nasty blotches of oil washing up on the Lake Michigan shore, and millions of dead alewives on our beaches. (Alewives are an invasive fish species.)

    That is the era Mr. Tirebiter wants to take America back to.

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  4. Working Dad says

    March 17, 2017 at 11:57 pm

    Since the Flint lead pipe water issues are a local financial responsibility, perhaps some or all of the $100 million in EPA funding for that farce could be redirected to the GLRI. Thousands of other communities have replaced their lead water feed lines over the last 40 years as part of their internal infrastructure costs. Flint expects yet another handout.

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