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This week’s Auchtoon: Maybe regulations aren’t so bad after all

August 12, 2016 by John Auchter 6 Comments

In the cartoon series South Park, there is a classic episode titled "Gnomes." In that episode, a high-strung, over-caffeinated boy named Tweek is freaked out when gnomes repeatedly sneak into his bedroom at night to steal his underpants from his dresser. Tweek tells his fellow … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Explaining the Trump phenomenon

August 5, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

There are few universally shared experiences these days. The ability to indulge our varied interests makes points of intersection increasingly rare. One of the few exceptions is layoffs. Whether you have direct experience with the swinging axe or just near misses, we are all … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: The complicated issue of race

July 29, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

In her later years, my wife's grandmother suffered from dementia. She was the same extraordinarily sweet, wonderful person she always had always been, but her short-term memory faded and her filter disappeared. For a time she lived with my wife's family. Their formal dining room … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: How’s that running government like a business thing working out for you?

July 22, 2016 by John Auchter 8 Comments

I've worked in the business world for quite some time now. From private to public companies, startups to established corporations, employee to contractor. I even had my own company for a dozen years. So I think I have a fairly broad understanding. Still, I've never really bought … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Maybe it’s time to stop thinking with our politics

July 15, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

A cop shoots a man dead. Is your first thought to want to know their racial profiles? A man uses a military assault rifle to kill multiple people. Is your first thought to hope for a reason that won't conflict with your political views? A neighborhood teen takes his own … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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