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Auchtoons: They keep running ’em because you keep believing them

October 22, 2018 by John Auchter 8 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter

In our early years as a couple, my wife and I used to make a yearly visit to Pennsylvania to visit relatives — grandparents, great aunts and uncles. On one such visit in the fall of 1988, a post-dinner conversation turned to politics. Among the Sanka and Jell-O 3-2-1, opinions were expressed about the presidential candidates.

One of my aunts said, “I don’t like that Michael Ducarcass.” (His name, of course, is “Dukakis” but in a combination of her Pennsylvania Dutch accent and unfamiliarity with Greek names, it came out “Do-carcass.”) Why I asked. “Because I don’t trust him after he dumped all that garbage into Boston Harbor.”

That may sound like a non-sequitur now, but back then there was a TV attack ad very heavily implying that Michael Dukakis had, as Governor of Massachusetts, personally poured massive amounts of trash into Boston Harbor. It seemed kind of laughable. But it worked. And since that day, “That Michael Ducarcass” has been shorthand in our family for “This attack ad is riddled with lies, but it’s probably gonna be effective.”

Tis the season for negative ads. Well, in truth they are never quite out of season. But late October, they are ubiquitous (the pumpkin-spice of advertisement flavors). And I’m fine with one candidate calling out another candidate’s shortcomings. (Especially if the funding source of the ad is transparent.) But when the negative get weaponized with lies and turns into an attack, that’s we should focus more on what we need, not what we fear.

John Auchter draws cartoons. Lots and lots of them. You can find them at his incredibly popular website auchtoon.com. You can also find his stuff on Michigan Public Radio’s website under Opinion.

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  1. bookieb says

    October 22, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    I’m wearing out the MUTE button on my remote control shutting all political ads down. I’m so sick of them. Can’t wait for this election season to be over!

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    • Andrew Heller says

      October 28, 2018 at 8:51 pm

      I hear ya, me too

      Reply
  2. Matthew says

    October 22, 2018 at 10:49 pm

    Back in the day, Michael Doucarcass made his own worst negative attack ad. Do you remember that video of Michael riding in a tank, wearing a silly helmet, thrashing back and forth, in laughable fashion?

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    • Andrew Heller says

      October 28, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      Gawd, I remember that.

      Reply
  3. Oldugly says

    October 23, 2018 at 10:22 pm

    Tried twice to write a comment that expresses my disgust with the current “he did/she did” negative political ads. Had to give up because I could not do it without resorting to extremely vulgar and profane language. Is it possible that most, if not all, of our candidates for office failed manners lessons? So far I have been left with no one to vote FOR.

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    • Andrew Heller says

      October 28, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      They count on voters having short memories.

      Reply
  4. Fred says

    October 24, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Today, potential explosive packages were sent to the residences of the Clinton’s and the Obama’s, then to CNN’s New York office. I wonder which right wing extremist group is behind this . There are so many.

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    • NativeOfMichigan says

      October 24, 2018 at 7:05 pm

      This week Trump said that he was a “nationalist”. When asked about this, he said with puckered lips, “No, it was not a white nationalist dog whistle”. Even the tooth fairy doesn’t believe him.

      Reply

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