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Auchtoons: The flippy-floppy nature of morality

September 29, 2018 by John Auchter 3 Comments

Toon and text by John Auchter

As a general disclaimer, my deadline for the cartoon was before the actual hearings with and Christine Blasey Ford and Brett Kavanaugh started. So I’m taking a guess at Ford’s hair color and style. I’m pretty sure Senators Hatch, Graham, and McConnell will not be sitting together. (I don’t think McConnell isn’t even on the Judiciary Committee.) And I’m positive that convicted sex offender and former Michigan State sports doctor Larry Nassar will not physically be there. But I have no doubt he will be there in spirit.

Nassar is an international story and cautionary tale for the consequences of not listening to women. But it has been felt in an especially direct way here in Michigan. His trial took place here. The vast majority of his victims lived here. The stories were (and continue to be) best documented and reported here. This has presented Michiganders with perhaps a deeper perspective, and here’s what stands out for me:

All the political efforts to manage the situation only seems to invite more damage. By trying to control the story and steer toward outcomes, actual events that happened to actual people are diffused. We need to get to the truth and, as it happens, we have systems for doing that, imperfect as they may be. So, do we believe in our constitutional government systems or not? Then let’s use them. Let’s investigate, hold hearings, subpoena for evidence. Let’s listen.

In her written opening statement, I believe Dr. Ford puts has put it best: “It is not my responsibility to determine whether Mr. Kavanaugh deserves to sit on the Supreme Court. My responsibility is to tell the truth.”

John Auchter draws cartoons. Lots and lots of them. You can find them at his incredibly popular website auchtoon.com. You can also find his stuff on Michigan Public Radio’s website under Opinion.

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  1. bookieb says

    September 29, 2018 at 11:15 am

    Sometimes it’s hard to get the truth out. Kavanaugh lied when it wasn’t even necessary. Our systems for getting to the truth are so cumbersome and lengthy, people just give up and let the lies rule.

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  2. Matthew says

    September 29, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Just not sure yet. Let’s see what the investigation turns up, in the coming week.

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  3. jbcsfl says

    October 2, 2018 at 10:56 am

    The fibber in chief coached his candidate well………. Deny, deny, deny.

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