Andrew Heller

Best. Columnist. Ever.

  • About
  • More Posts …
    • More Posts …
    • Come Heller high water
    • The Heller Poll
    • Steve Jessmore photos
    • Auchtoons
  • Books
 

Auchtoons: Presenting the lamest of lame ducks

December 8, 2018 by John Auchter 10 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter

It was hard not to notice the stark contrast this week between events celebrating the late President George H.W. Bush’s life and the shameless actions of the Michigan (and Wisconsin) lame duck legislatures.

Bush Themes: Civility, democracy, respect for the office, doing what’s right, sacrifice, generosity, graciousness, honor, duty, trust the system, serve the people, country first.

Michigan Legislature Themes: Grab and cling to power, the end justifies the means, the people have spoken (but I know better), duplicity, greed, game the system, serve the special interests, political party first.

It’s as if a Dickensian story was being played out live in front of all of us, and the likes of Senate Majority Leader Arlan Meekhof completely missed the point. Maybe a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Future would save them. Or maybe they’re the Jacob Marley’s who will wear the chains they are forging in life.

John Auchter draws cartoons. Lots and lots of them. You can find them at his incredibly popular website auchtoon.com. You can also find his stuff on Michigan Public Radio’s website under Opinion.

Filed Under: Auchtoons Tagged With: andrewheller.com, John Auchter

Comments

  1. jbcsfl says

    December 8, 2018 at 8:55 am

    Despicable conduct, they are beyond reproach.

    Reply
  2. Dave Standridge says

    December 8, 2018 at 10:23 am

    Same happening here in Wisconsin. It’s an effort orchestrated no doubt by the Heritage Foundation, Koch Brothers and others of the same ilk. Because elections have consequences. Unless you lose…

    Reply
  3. Jims says

    December 8, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Could you imagine if the Democrats were doing this. Like one of the protesters in Lansing said, it’s like tenants being evicted from the rental property and trashing the place

    Reply
  4. bookieb says

    December 8, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    George H.W. Bush represented what the Republican party used to be. It is just shameful what it has turned into with the despicable leader they have in the White House.

    Reply
    • MenaJoy says

      December 14, 2018 at 7:55 am

      Amen to THAT!! We have THE worst President in history, with an individual so full of himself and touting lies.

      Reply
  5. Fred says

    December 8, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    GOP tactics in Wisconsin, Michigan and North Carolina are all signs of desperation. They know they are losing. Times are changing, but they don’t want to change. So, they will resist it at all costs, even if it means illegal or unconstitutional actions must be taken.
    I am not too concerned. Legal challenges will be filed and their kneecapping measures will be reversed. Some of them might even face legal consequences. The best part is; most probably won’t be reelected.

    Reply
  6. Matthew says

    December 8, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Are some of you guys old enough actually to remember GHW Bush’s presidency? He really was as decent as all the talk at his funerals. He and President Carter and President Ford were upstanding American men.

    We are cynical now, after Ollie North, Monica Lewinsky, Dick Cheney, Stormy Daniels et al. But, we used to expect character in our presidents.

    Reply
  7. Abner Devereaux says

    December 8, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    So now the following counts as “tyranny” according to Democrats?

    1. Bill passes state house
    2. Bill passes state senate
    3. Governor signs bill into law

    I’ll never understand the mentality of Democrats.

    Reply
    • Jims says

      December 8, 2018 at 8:22 pm

      Unconstitutional bill passes state house.
      Unconstitutional bill passes state senate.
      Governor signs unconstitutional bill.

      I’ll never understand why republicans are sore loosers.
      Like your wonderful president trump says Hillary lost we won.
      The Democrats won you lost. Get over it. Right?

      Reply
    • MenaJoy says

      December 14, 2018 at 7:59 am

      Trust me, the mentality of Republicans has been called into view the last 2years!!!
      Definitely not the caliber of George HW Bush!!

      Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Buy My Books!

Show_Cars_Illustrated_300x250-2018

 

Archives

  • March 2021
  • February 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • October 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017
  • March 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • November 2016
  • October 2016
  • September 2016
  • August 2016
  • July 2016
  • June 2016
  • May 2016
  • April 2016
  • March 2016
  • February 2016
  • January 2016

Categories

  • All Columns
  • Auchtoons
  • Brenda Brissette Mata columns
  • Come Heller high water
  • Flint Columns
  • Guest columnists
  • Guns
  • Humor
  • John Matonich
  • Michigan politics and government
  • National politics
  • Steve Jessmore photos
  • Steve Murch
  • The Heller Poll
  • What do you think?

About The Author

Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

SOCIAL

  • Facebook
  • LinkedIn
  • Twitter

BOOK: Come-Heller-High-Water-by-Andrew-Heller ISBN-13:9780964983212

Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.

In true Heller style, topics cover everything from the craziness of having kids to tales from his U.P. days.

Buy My Books!

BOOK: Come-Heller-High-Water 2-by-Andrew-Heller ISBN-13:9780964983212

Come Heller High Water II is the smash hit follow-up to Come Heller High Water I. It includes everything from Andy's takes on modern life to conversations with his back home pal Moon Dimple, and much, much more.
 

Buy My Books!

BOOK: Saving the World One Column at a Time Paperback  ISBN-10: 0971495114 ISBN-13: 978-0971495111

Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.

Buy My Books!

Copyright © 2025 · Andrew Heller · Best. Columnist. Ever.

Mobile Responsive Website by Media Cafe Online, LLC · Log in