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Auchtoon: Hate the rich? You probably are one

March 18, 2019 by John Auchter 2 Comments

By John Auchter

It is so, so, so deliciously easy to hate somebody without even knowing them. In fact, not knowing somebody as a person but as part of a group is a great help.

As an example, many Americans feel very comfortable these days communicating their less-than-favorable views on immigrants — economic burdens, dangerous criminals, existential threats. You know, the same basic take Americans had on the 19th century Irish or 20th century Italians.

This got kind of turned around on me when the college admission scandal broke this week. My immediate reaction to those wealthy and famous people bribing their kids’ way into marquee universities? “Frickin’ rich people! Overly privileged bastards, all of them! Lousy, stinkin’…”

Wait a minute… I know several thoroughly honest, morally sound people who also happen to be fairly affluent. Plus, by most world standards, I myself could be considered rich (And I’m delightful!). So perhaps it’s not the healthiest thing in the world to fall in that trap.

I’m still upset with those parents who lied, cheated, and stole. Even more so as details emerge. I look forward to their prosecution and justice being served. But I will try to be more careful with open declarations of loathing for entire groups of people. (I still, however, reserve all rights to loathe individuals.)

John Auchter draws cartoons. Lots and lots of them. You can find them at his incredibly popular website auchtoon.com. You can also find his stuff on Michigan Public Radio’s website under Opinion.

 

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  1. bookieb says

    March 18, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Good one John! You’re so right. You cannot hate entire groups of people because it’s only a few bad apples that spoil the whole bushel.

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  2. Matthew says

    March 18, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    In a global sense, we Americans all are aristocrats.

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