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The Murch: Maybe we were better off before the internet

February 28, 2019 by Steve Murch 8 Comments

By Steve Murch

In the early-ish days of the internet’s explosion I was working as a newspaper managing editor. I wrote a column about how I feared some of the things that run rampant now, mainly cyberbullying, stalking and scammers. Some pretty smart people I knew were victims – a couple who were scammed and one who was stalked. Thankfully, the scammed didn’t lose much and the one being stalked found a way to put an end to it.

At that time, only a small percentage of the country had access to the internet or were on the internet and already people were being victimized. Cyberbullying was still a ways off, and neither Facebook nor MySpace had yet come into existence. People weren’t posting all their personal information and photos online but the underbelly of society was already finding a way to disrupt people’s lives in a new way.

I don’t have much of a personal presence online. I have a Twitter account, but that’s it. It’s just not my cup of tea. Even just being on Twitter, I see the stories about the issues people have online.

I was a little surprised by a Detroit TV station’s story about Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s State of the State address that included comments about her looks. First, that there were morons who decided to comment on her appearance is stupid. She’s the governor. What she has to say is more important and should have been the sole focus about the State of the State. Second, that a news reporter decided to include that was beyond dumb.

If the internet was as easily accessible when John Engler was governor, would commenters have talked about his appearance? Doubtful, and let’s not forget, Engler isn’t going to be a fitness magazine cover model. He’s not exactly a super-model.

Way back in his early stand-up comedian days, the late Robin Williams had a put-down line for hecklers that went something like, “I’d insult you but seeing as how God did a perfect job it would be redundant of me.” I think about that line every time I see a story about how people are body-shamed and that popped into my head as soon as I saw the story about Whitmer.

I think the perfect solution to cut down on some of this crap would be that commenters on any story have to post of photo of them holding up a copy of that day’s newspaper. It might reduce the number of these posts, as it would open up the commenter to the same kind of body-shaming they just tried to do themselves.

The Detroit TV station likely wouldn’t have included it in a story because then they would have had to include the backlash comments and the real story – the State of the State – would have been the only coverage. It’s doubtful any news agency is going to do a story where it points out people making fun of each other’s looks.

Perhaps a side benefit would be that if people were hell-bent on posting comments and had to post a photo of themselves holding up a newspaper maybe some newspaper circulation might increase. The extra sales could benefit the newspaper’s bottom line and help it cover the stories that really matter.

Nobody is perfect, but too many people act like they are when they are online.

Steve Murch is a former managing editor and award-winning columnist for The Alpena News. He’s a lifelong Michigan resident, a broken and defeated fan of the Detroit Lions and a forever optimistic fan of the Detroit Tigers. His column will appear most Thursdays.

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Comments

  1. bookieb says

    February 28, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    Posting a picture would sure stop a lot of the scammers that are bilking lonely people out of their life savings. Including a newspaper might also increase the intelligence of some of those people.

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  2. Fred says

    February 28, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    LOL That line from Robin Williams. He was the best.

    Remember, right-wingers have an irrational fear of women in powerful positions, but they have nothing of context to discredit them with. So, they sexualize them and attack their appearance. I have noticed that this is not confined to just the internet in recent years.

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    • Brad says

      March 1, 2019 at 10:04 pm

      Remember, leftists/socialists have an irrational fear of strong, independent, free thinking women who aren’t afraid to venture off the cozy plantation of liberal groupthink or third wave feminism. These are the women who actually walk the walk, succeed and thrive as equals, unlike the shrews who whine and bemoan the imaginary ‘patriarchy’ goblins hiding under their beds.

      The State of the State address was a thinly disguised precursor to the coming tax increases courtesy of the Michigan Democrats. These new taxes won’t fix the damn roads, won’t raise student test scores or won’t attract more business
      (jobs). But just as ‘Stretchen’ Whitmer looked like an over stuffed bratwurst in her blue dress, there will be plenty of pork for the unions, NEA and the other leftist special interest cabals.

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      • Fred says

        March 2, 2019 at 8:42 am

        Brad,
        I am just going to sit back and have a good laugh. You are so stupid.
        Thanks for proving my point.

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        • Brad says

          March 2, 2019 at 6:14 pm

          Foppish Freddie,you just proved my point. I know it hurts to have Trump as YOUR president, but better settle in for several more years. Now, if this life is all too much for you to take, well there are answers to your dilemma. Let those voices in your head lead you to the final solution.

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          • Fred says

            March 2, 2019 at 7:32 pm

            What’s that Brad? Are you saying you want me to kill myself? Why would I do a thing like that when I am having so much fun watching you try to convince yourself that you are still relevant? Your hate has no place in the world.

  3. Matthew says

    February 28, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    I don’t know, man… Gretchen’s tight, bright-blue dress was a blessing and a curse. It made part of her look great, and another part look debatable. She made that fashion choice. She probably should have chosen differently.

    I think she chose wrong, but it was just a dress. We are allowed to comment on dresses. And, Governors should get fashion advice.

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  4. Suze says

    March 1, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Don’t they call that newspaper thing “Proof of life” in kidnapping cases?
    In this instance maybe holding an IQ results or school records and call it “Proof of brains”

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