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This week’s Auchtoon: Survey says … stop telling people to stop whining

December 9, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

Text & Toon by John Auchter

In writing these little “support” articles for my cartoons over the years, more than a few readers have made a point of telling me how much they hate having the cartoon “explained” to them. They feel the cartoon should stand on its own, and it definitely should. I get that. My intention is not to explain the cartoon but to add context to the subject, present a counter-view, or provide bonus value.

However, if you are one of those readers, you might want to move on because I’m gonna straight up explain this one.

The point of the cartoon: Telling people to shut up, stop whining, and get over it is unkind and if you are doing it, I am trying to shame you into stopping by pointing out the company that you are keeping.

It’s not about sides, it’s not political parties. I know all the rabbit holes we can take this down. “But Obama…” and “Well, Bush and Gore…” and “I just feel that…” and so on. It’s not about any of that either. It’s about trying to be a better human being.

Also, you should know that my entire memory of Family Feud comes from being sick as kid, staying home from school, and watching it on daytime TV. I assume the current incarnation is the same thing. I didn’t research it beyond noting that the host is different. (Steve Harvey doesn’t get all smoochy with the ladies the way Richard Dawson used to, does he? I sure hope not.)

John Auchter draws cartoons. Lots and lots of them. You can find them at his incredibly popular website auchtoon.com. You can also find his stuff on Michigan Public Radio’s website under Opinion.

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  1. The Scottish1 says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    So true.

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  2. Cathy says

    December 9, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    Bingo ~ and when you ‘add context to the subject, present a counter-view, or provide bonus value’ it’s a plus. Thank you! You are correct-no winners. That’s why many of us can’t (won’t) get over it.

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  3. Perplexed says

    December 15, 2016 at 8:47 am

    So true. Why are the winners of this election still so angry? I think some of them thought they were making a protest vote and are now angry with the results!

    Reply
    • Andrew Heller says

      December 16, 2016 at 8:19 am

      Yup. I think America would change its mind if it could.

      Reply

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